Nicki and Paris' "BFF Barbie" shot got MAAAAD photobombed!
What's the only thing better than actually being in the middle of a star-studded BFF selfie? Ummm, how about PHOTOBOMBING ONE!!!! In other words, why be the Jan Brady in this photo Nicki Minaj and Paris Hilton took at Jay Z's Magna Carter World Tour stop in L.A. Monday night, when you can be the badass couple photobombing the girls from behind? See 'em?! Legit posing like two kids after their first prom makeout sesh! SO BOLD.
Judging by the "High School" rapper's caption, we're not even sure she noticed the photobomb: "Jay-Z concert @parishilton." Ummm, Nicki? Are you sure you don't mean "Instagram us your names and seat numbers so we can have our handlers escort you to the VIP section as a reward for being the sickest photobombers in all the land"???? Because come on -- they've earned it.
Whatever, maybe Nicki and the "Good Time" singer were too busy talking about a potential future COLLABO to notice the OOC-ness in their midst? OMG, and what if said possible collabo could feature a cameo from their YMCMB bossman, Lil Wayne???? We can only PRAY, friends. WE. CAN. ONLY. PRAY.
Photo credit: Nicki Minaj's Instagram
Beyoncé manages to out-perfect three mannequins. HOW?
We were going to make you play "Who's the mannequin, and who's Beyoncé?" with this Instagram photo, but the whole, you know, having real facial features kinda gave it away. So instead, let's play a different game called "How can we get every mannequin's face to be modeled off of Beyoncé's flawless visage so that when we're shopping we can take selfies with 'em and pretend we're IRL shopping besties????" FYI, the winner gets our undying adoration and a five-dollar gift certificate to Little Caesars.
While you figure that out, we'll just be over here admiring how flawless the "God Made You Beautiful" singer looks mimicking those mannequins next to her. I mean, she seriously puts their fashionable jog game to shame -- and THAT'S THEIR ONLY JOB!
Basically, this pic just goes to show that we humans shall always reign supreme over the plastic dummies we force to model our clothes in stores nationwide -- because anything they can do, Bey can do better. It also makes us wonder whether we are due for a "Mannequin" remake starring Beyoncé and Jesse Williams?? Ummmm, Hollywood? GET ON THAT. Thx!
Photo credit: Beyoncé's Instagram
The dread pirate, Mother Monster.
'Tis the season to be jolly, and for a singing styrofoam wig head enchanted to life by the wizardry of Elton John like Lady Gaga, that means pairing unbuttoned Versace couture with an approximately 187-pound wig full of white dreadlocks. Fa la la la laaaaa, la la la LAAAAAA.
The look, which Gaga rocked on the red carpet for U.K. radio station Capital FM's annual Jingle Bell Ball, was far from the only eye-popping ensemble the "Venus" singer wore while across the pond. During the past weekend alone, Lady Gaga wore ass-less orange chaps, a Christmas tree headpiece, and an iPad wedding dress -- or as we like to call it, an "iDo." *immediately booed off the stage*
Now, you know that we're totally not the types to be all "SHE STOLE IT" whenever we see two pop divas creeping eerily close to a doppel status. But, are we the only ones getting a Kerli vibe off of this white-haired aesthetic? Except more severe, you know? Like the Estonian artist's evolved Pokemon form? The Raichu to Kerli's Pikachu, if you will.
Gotta catch my drift, gotta catch my drift.
Watch Lady Gaga perform "Do What U Want" and "Applause" at The Jingle Bell Ball after the jump.
Katy gets super candid in the Jan. '14 issue of Marie Claire.
In the January issue of Marie Claire, cover girl Katy Perry discusses everything from the inspiration for various tracks on her fourth studio album, Prism, to what she REALLY thinks about the paparazzi. (SPOILER ALERT: She calls 'em the "pooparoozoo." But, does she pronounce the epithet with a hard "z" or a soft "z"? More on this story as it develops.)
Most interesting of all, however, the "Unconditionally" singer talks very candidly about her divorce from ex-husband Russell Brand, revealing that: "There were two weeks of my life after I found out the truth of my marriage where I was like, 'OK. All right. I can't feel this. This is too intense right now." She continues: "I was, like, just eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos and drinking, and that's it."
Check out the rest of our breakdown of Katy Perry's Marie Claire interview after the jump.
Niall Horan is having a major "Anchorman" blackout.
It's kind of funny to think that while the entire world stans for One Direction cutie Niall Horan, Niall Horan stans for...WILL FERRELL! And half the cast of "Anchorman"!
In case you didn't catch One Direction performing on "Saturday Night Live" this past weekend (FOR SHAME!), we'll just remind you that in addition to slaying renditions of such Midnight Memories tracks as "Story Of My Life" and "Through The Dark," the guys also teamed up with the cast of "Anchorman 2" for a little boy band vs. man band competition, aka 1D and the cast of "Anchorman" singing '70s nooner classic "Afternoon Delight."
And, in 1D/ "Anchorman" moments you DIDN'T get to see, apparently Niall spent the rest of the night snapping selfies with "SNL" host Paul Rudd,
Ron Burgandy Will Ferrell, and Mr. Champ Kind David Koechner!
Check out more "Anchorman" selfies with Niall Horan after the jump.
Ariana Grande has FINALLY let her hair down, guys. LITERALLY.
We appreciate it when celebs have "uniforms." For Janelle Monáe, it's usually the black-and-white tux situation; for Adele, it's almost always the long black caftan. But, for Ariana Grande? It's maybe-not-always-but-BASICALLY-always the highest ponytail to ever exist. Ever! (Or are there two sometimes? Unclear!)
Because, like, can you EVER think of a time where Ari wasn't rocking large fractions of her hair up? (See: Exhibit A, Exhibit B, Exhibit C.) No, no, you cannot ever think of such a time.
Check out more photos of Ariana Grande's hair-stravaganza after the jump.
Demi's dreaming of a blue-haired Christmas at Nylon's December issue party!
Check your calendars, guys, 'cause today is Marvel Over The Perfection That Is Demi Lovato Day! OK, not officially, but we swear we mailed the petition every day for the past four months so that Queen Demetria D. could get the #PRAISE she deserves. (FYI, that holiday application demands that we all get the day off from work/ school because #3DayWeekendsFOREVER.)
While we didn't get federal approval in time for 2013, let's still make the best of this day by publicly obsessing over how beautiful the "Neon Lights" singer looked attending Nylon Magazine's December issue celebration. (Joe Jonas and his Ron Burgundy-level mustache were also in attendance.) See? That's what happens when you land the December issue cover -- you get VIP access to a MAY-JAH holiday party plus first dibs on the best Christmas cookies.
FTR, we're STILL living for Demi's neon blue hair, because its wintry hues fit with the season. WAIT, did "Blue Christmas" just pop into anyone else's head, too?! Can we draft ANOTHER petition demanding that Demi cover the song before the holidays end? ARGH, we're gonna have so much paperwork this weekend.
Photo credit: Splash News
Joe's facial caterpillar has truly turned him into a butterfly. #FlawlessProse
After growing out an admirably thick mustache for Movember (the annual growing out of 'staches nationwide in November to raise awareness for various men's health issues), Joe Jonas has decided to keep his furry lip-liper for the time being.
Spotted up top at Nylon magazine's December issue celebration featuring cover girl Demi Lovato in West Hollywood, the "First Time" singer's mustachioed visage looks kinda familiar, non? By the beard of Zeus, that's it! Ron Burgundy! Joe's new facial hair makes him look just like the main character in "Anchorman 2: The Legend of Ron Burgundy"!
Man, this week has just been one reason to love the middle-est member of the Jonas Brothers (R.I.P.) after another. First, there was that New York magazine tell-all essay, then that lasagna-filled Nylon Guys interview. Now, Joe's rockin' a '70s porn star-worthy 'stache? Sir, we salute you. Now quick, give us some mustache butterfly kisses before you have time to realize what you're doing!!!!
Watch Joe Jonas style his 'stache in a #Movember Vine after the jump.
Beyoncé remembers Nelson Mandela with a photo from their 2003 meeting.
While Facebook, Twitter, and every other social media outlet continue to fill up with poignant Mandela quotes, celebs who were lucky enough to meet the late president have also taken to sharing their own photos and Mandela memories. Even Beyoncé shared a moving Instagram photo of herself and Mandela.
Keep reading about Beyoncé's meeting with Nelson Mandela after the jump.
Question: Have you ever worn a harness and NOT gotten a wedgie?
Beyoncé doesn't need to prove that she always looks great on life-threatening apparatuses. After all, she's looked flawless (and decidedly unafraid) while riding not one, but TWO roller coasters. And now? Bey's miraculously avoiding looking like a total wedgie-prone geek while in a full body harness and helmet! Presumably pre-ziplining? Or perhaps climbing a mountain that we assume is called "Mount IAmAGoddess"?
In between flaunting her riDICK bikini body and hanging with Solange on a family trip to Jamaica, Bey posted a photo of herself stylishly strapped into a harness and posing as if she were about to engage in some questionably daredevil behavior. Again, it's unclear exactly what kind of death-defying activity requires a harness and helmet for protection, but whatever it was, we're sure Bey looked like a graceful, lithe, angel while doing it.
Last thing: Can we give a round of props to Queen Bey for rocking red lips during a presumably sporty activity? Because the only thing I'd be rocking with my all-jean-everything/makeup in the warm Jamaican climate is a sweat moustache.
Photo credit: Beyonce's Tumblr