Miley Cyrus went "Justin Bieber bed head"-chic at the 2013 Met Gala!
Last night approximately 1 billion celebrities flocked to the 2013 Met Gala in NYC, and it looked like one of the most spectacular red carpet events we've seen (on the internet) in a minute. Why? Well, for one thing the theme was "Punk: Chaos To Couture," which could easily be interpreted a variety of ways (especially when the guest list includes people like Nicki Minaj and Kim Kardashian). And speaking of Gala guests, Miley Cyrus, who usually seems more than happy to throw on a few punk-inspired spikes 'n' studs (preferably to the tune of Billy Idol's "Rebel Yell"), looked totally on point in a fishnet gown. Hmmm, but maybe she should've stuck to a classic mohawk, 'cause girlfriend's got some major JUSTIN BIEBER BED HEAD going on!
Yeah, remember that time Justin Bieber Instagramed his just-woken-up look? Well, Miley must've memorized Justin's 'do, showed it to her hairstylist, and said, "Screw Nancy Spungen and Blondie -- I want to look like THIS at tonight's Met Gala." Well, if anyone could pull it off, it'd be Miley! We know the "Ashtrays and Heartbreaks" singer isn't afraid to channel a variety of artists, be it Justin Bieber or Billy Idol -- and you know what else this means? With a punk rock hairdo/Justin Bieber bed head, Miley can just roll out of bed for brunch the next morning! No shower necessary.
Photo credit: Getty Images/@JustinBieber
Madonna + Beyoncé = BFF's 4 LYFE!
We'll just give you a minute to fully appreciate what's happening in the above image. No, really, just STARE at this photo of Beyoncé and Madonna from last night's 2013 Met Gala for 30 seconds. Don't be alarmed if you feel your heart rate escalate and your palms get a little sweaty. Because on WHAT PLANET has there ever been a photo with such a hefty dose of FIERCE?!? That's right: NOWHERE in the history of all photos.
Bey and Madge hit up the 2013 Met Gala last night, and in between hobnobbing with basically every celeb in the world, the two powerhouse superstars took a minute to pose with each other! And honestly, why shouldn't these ladies be tight? They've got a TON in common. For one thing, they both know what it's like to perform at the Super Bowl Halftime Show (although Madonna didn't kill the stadium lights), they know what it's like to sell out world tours, and perhaps most crucial, they both have singular stage names! WE CAN'T. Maybe Beyoncé can get Madonna's kid Lourdes to babysit Blue Ivy while the adults go out for a caviar-only dinner? Perfect idea!
Photo credit: Perez Hilton's Instagram
Kanye West gives masterful side eye while walking with Kim Kardashian in NYC.
Don't look now, but Kanye West is back on top! No, not because of the possible album release date he tweeted a few days ago, but because he has proudly reclaimed his crown as the king of side eye! (Sorry, Rihanna.) Alongside his very pregnant better half, Kim Kardashian, Kanye is saying so much with just a glance. And what he's saying is, "Uh, the hell are you lookin' at?" Well, that's our first guess, anyway.
The "Mercy" rapper was snapped scowling while out with Kim in New York City (perhaps shopping for baby clothes?). Y'know, with a baby on the way, you'd think that Yeezy would be all smiles, right?? Maybe he was upset because Gucci was out of the perfect baby booties, or Givenchy flat out refused his concept for a custom bib. "WHAT YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT SPIT UP ON YOUR DESIGNS? I'M KANYE WEST. THIS IS RIDICULOUS." Of course all of this is purely speculative, and we're sure the people at Givenchy would give Kanye anything he wanted, but we're just grasping for straws about why he'd look so frowny while out with his lady and (almost) new baby. Well, let's look at the bright side: At least Kanye's got his side eye king title back!
Photo credit: Splash News
Before You Exit hit the road with Olly Murs, and they've got the pictures to prove it.
Orlando pop-rockers Before You Exit are not only taking over the world with their recent EP I Like That (we do too), but they're currently on tour with adorbs "X Factor U.K." finalist Olly Murs! And while tagging along on Olly's "Right Place Right Time" tour, the boys did exactly what any wide-eyed new tourmates would do: They took pictures of their entire U.S. journey! Oh, and while we're sure there were tons of fangirls losing their minds over Before You Exit (just like in Olly Murs' tour diary), the boys neglected to include any crying close-ups in their tour photo album. Talented and modest?! PUH-LEEEZ.
Check out more photos of Before You Exit on the road with Olly Murs after the jump.
Miley Cyrus got the No. 1 spot on Maxim's Hot 100 list! (And is anyone surprised?)
We can't exactly label the above photo NSFW, but, well, DAYUM, Miley Cyrus is looking like a serious fox, and it's kind of hard to take right now, especially considering the raisin bagel with full-fat cream cheese we ate this morning. Anyway, what we're trying to say here is that the professional arabesque-er just snagged the No. 1 spot on Maxim's Hot 100 list, and uhhh, WE CAN SEE WHY.
Wanna know how the "Ashtrays And Heartbreaks" singer celebrated her Maxim achievement?! Nope, it wasn't by ordering a large pizza with extra cheese! Miley chose the way less caloric option of joining Instagram! That's right! Feel free to un-follow those 10 bogus Miley accounts, because Miley's officially an Insta girl! Why did Miley join this late in the game? Well, maybe because it's 2013 and get on Instagram, but also how GORG are Miley's dog photos gonna look through an Instagram filter? (Amaro is a personal fave.) Also, maybe she could run a few wedding pics through a filter? Because there's still a strong chance she's probably (hopefully) getting married to Liam Hemsworth. What!? We're just thinking ahead and trying to help Miley socially organize her wedding day. GEEZ.
Photo credit: Miley Cyrus' Instagram
Harry Styles jokingly Instagrams a not-so-sweet sign from a "fan." Classic.
When you're in a famous boy band like One Direction, and when you're arguably one of the cutest members of One Direction, haters are obviously going to come out of the woodwork with things like hate mail, rampant side eyes, and worst of all, mean-spirited signage (like the one in the above photo). And while most people might emotionally crumble and cry into their chicken dinners, Harry Styles is not most people. See how Harry's brushing that "Dirt Off Your Shoulder" like Jay-Z? So, let's be perfectly clear: When you're as perfect as Harry, you are NEVER shaken.
The "Kiss You" singer posted the expletive-baring photo on Instagram with the caption "Possibly the best sign at a show ever." And while it's easy to take this sign while performing at face value (and Harry COULD HAVE sobbed uncontrollably to his 12 million Twitter followers, saying stuff like "Do you believe this ISH?"), the sign may have another meaning. It's been reported that this poster was actually meant for the paparazzi! Now we can definitely see why Harry held onto this sign. We could totally picture him wearing it like a sandwich board as he's going about his daily business -- it's paparazzi repellent! See, that Harry h8ter did him a FAVOR!
Photo credit: @harrystyles
There's a new bromance in town, y'all!
It's not like we didn't know Justin Timberlake and Timbaland would ALWAYS have each other's backs (aside from the obvious that Timbo produced Justin's The 20/20 Experience, their names are also versions of each other!! We die.) But, unlike JT's bromance with his "Suit & Tie" collaborator, Jay-Z, the visual evidence of Timbaland and Justin Timberlake's love has been kept a bit more on the hush. Well, all that changed last night when the besties posed for a quick "we're music soulmates" photo backstage right before Justin brought Timbaland out onstage with him to perform at NYC's Roseland Ballroom.
Posting his photo to Instagram, Justin captioned "About to DO IT! #NYC." And really, we COULD point out that Justin and Timbaland are wearing coordinated black-and-white outfits, or the fact that these two look genuinely happy to be chilling together. But instead we'll just urge you to sit back, relax, and gaze longingly at the dudes who brought you "Cry Me A River," "Pusher Love Girl," and "Strawberry Bubblegum." And every other good song that's come out, pretty much ever.
Photo credit: @JustinTimberlake
The Wanted's Nathan Sykes, Jay McGuiness, and Max George meet an adorable little fan.
Say what you want about boy bands (only nice things, please!), but seeing The Wanted share a sweet moment (like the one in the above photo) is one of the MILLION reasons why we adore Max George & Co. (Well, that and the fact that they usually look REEEALLY GOOD without shirts. Like, really good. NO, REALLY.) So, if you're ever having a bad day and need a quick pick-me-up, think of
The Wanted shirtless the mantra "WWTWD" (that's "What Would The Wanted Do"), and then go hug someone -- preferably someone you already know. Let's not get weird with strangers.
The "Walks Like Rihanna" singers shared their photo on Facebook with the caption "This is one of those awwwww moments!" Aside from giving us our daily dose of "awww" (it's like like vitamin C, you need it every day!), we're feeling really inspired by this little girl's "YOLO" attitude! If we were ever in a 10-mile radius of the hunky British band members, we'd probably lose our ish and be escorted off for uncontrollably screaming with excitement. But not this little girl. She totally woke up that morning and decided to OWN her moment with Max George, NO MATTER WHAT. *Sighs* We need this girl's life (or just a life in general).
Photo credit: The Wanted's Facebook
All hail Katy Perry, the Queen of everything!
We've been calling Katy Perry royalty for, like, EVER (#trendsetters), but it's looking pretty official now that she's sitting on HER OWN THRONE. OK, so technically Katy's just pretending to be royalty for the unveiling of her brand-new fragrance, Killer Queen, but don't act like pretending that beautiful pop stars rule our world isn't SUPER fun and wouldn't be a dream come true! (We already think she'd make a stellar president.) So, from now on, please call Katy "your highness" and KNEEL BEFORE HER.
The "Teenage Dream" singer was snapped sitting pretty at her fragrance launch event in New York City. WAIT! Here's an idea: What if we just created a real-life royal pop star court? Katy and Beyoncé could be queens together (obvs), Adam Lambert could be king (no contest), One Direction could be the princes (the more the marry-able), and Ke$ha could be the royal jester! (We mean that in a nice way, like how it's funny/weird that Ke$ha puts beards in her mouth.) We'd have NO problem being loyal subjects to that royal family.
Photo credit: Getty Images
We LOVE Miley Cyrus' Throwback Thursday photo!
We love a good #TBT around here, and honestly, on what PLANET does a better Throwback Thursday exist than the above photo of Miley Cyrus straight flexin' in the arabesque position! In basically the exact same position! In two different phases of her life!! So special. And of course I'll refrain from mentioning my most recent #TBT, which is me riding a toy horse while holding a diet Pepsi in one hand and a balloon in another. But I wouldn't wanna steal Miley's thunder or whatever.
Based on the above Twitter photo, we proooobably wouldn't have guessed that the adorable little kid in head-to-toe lavender would eventually go on to release dope collaborations like "Ashtrays And Heartbreaks" with Snoop Lion and "Fall Down" with will.i.am, AND be the reigning Queen of underboob and side butt cheek! But the world is full of surprises, isn't it? Miley, PLEASE POST MOAR #TBTs! It's not that we don't love seeing 10,000 photos of your dogs, but getting the inside scoop on Mini-Miley would also be PERF.
Photo credit: @MileyCyrus