Justin Bieber is straight STUNTIN' in his red onesie.
Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this a.m.? Well, FEAR NOT! We've got the remedy for all that ails you today, and it comes in the form of Justin Bieber straight STUNTIN' in a red onesie (fingers crossed for an incoming twerk video) outside his hotel in Stockholm, Sweden! And, while we can't confirm this, there IS a possibility that Justin could be rocking a ONE DIRECTION ONESIE! Because let's not forget that we live in a world where red 1D jumpsuits actually exist!
Check out more photos of Justin Bieber in a onesie after the jump.
Whatever Frank Ocean's saying at the Time 100 Gala has Justin Timberlake in STITCHES
We TOTALLY hate being left out of a good joke, so we really want in on whatever Frank Ocean said to make Justin Timberlake laugh THAT hard at the gala for Time's 100 Most Influential in the World. Maybe Frank and Justin were trading stories about performing on "Saturday Night Live"? It's also possible that they were giggling with glee over just how stacked their bank accounts are. ORRR maybe musicians as talented as them just sit around laughing for no good reason -- because they CAN! Isn't life funny when you've got endless talent and access to EVERYTHING?
Frank and Justin were snapped sharing a funny moment at the Time 100 Gala at Jazz at Lincoln Center in New York City. Not only did Justin and Frank nail their "Suit & Tie" ensembles, but they were also honored at the event and brushed shoulders with other talented big deals in the music biz such as Christina Aguilera and Miguel. And while we're happy that Frank and Justin spent some time telling each other knock-knock jokes or whatever, we reallly hope they spent part of the evening discussing a possible future collabo?! Just IMAGINE!!
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RIGHT: Blank canvas Justin Bieber on April 16, and LEFT: Justin's new tattoo on April 24.
If anyone's gone a little nutso over Justin Bieber's breakup with Selena Gomez, it's us. Obviously we want the best for Biebs and Selena, but just when we had finally reached the last step in the grieving process, last weekend we heard a little something about Selena flying to Oslo, Norway, to meet up with her ex on his "Believe" tour AND taking a (now deleted) romantic selfie. Obviously this has unraveled all of our Justin/Selena-breakup resolve, and has sent us into a crazy-eyed maelstrom of "ARE THEY OR AREN'T THEY?," WHY, GOD??," and "WHERE DID WE PUT THE MALLOMARS?" And we thought that was bad -- now we're reeling past the point of Mallomars with this picture of Justin rocking, wait for it... a Selena Gomez- looking tattoo on his wrist. Two tats below the owl, to be exact.
First off, we need to ask just what IS it these days with celebs tattooing faces of their significant others onto their bodies (I'm looking at you, Amber Rose)? What ever happened to name/initial tattoos? Second, you might be saying, "But it might not necessarily be Selena..." Maybe it's his sister, Jazmyn. Well, we're no art appraisers, but this ink stamp does have the same look and feel as Selena's July 2012 Elle photo, right down to the cleavage. Anyway, we feel like it's our job to say the obvious thing, which is that if ex sex is bad, then ex tattoos are almost certainly the absolute worst. But, hey, if Justin and Selena's (rumored) latest go-around doesn't work out, he could always say it's an angel. Or a take on Petunia from "The Adventures Of Pete & Pete." Or the Starbucks mermaid logo! See? Silver linings.
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Miley Cyrus selfie'd her Google+ chat with will.i.am, and THIS is why technology's amazing.
Miley Cyrus has accomplished the ultimate: she's taken a selfie of a selfie! OK, technically she's taken a photo of herself on a Google+ video hangout with will.i.am for his #willpower album live chat celebration. But Miley's all about breaking boundaries in every other arena (see: Miley's "Twerk in a Unicorn Onesie" trend), so it seems appropriate to congratulate her on this photographic feat. Oh, and leave it to Miley to actually look stunning in one of those video chats things. (We always look like we have a bazillion extra chins.)
The "Ashtrays And Heartbreaks" singer documented her Google Hangout sesh on Twitter (where Britney Spears and Nicole Scherzinger also dropped in!) with the caption, "Gettin ready to live chat with @iamwill." Now, while most of our video chats consist of making hilarz faces at friends, Miley and Will got right down to business. During the hangout, she talked about the process of their collabo track, "Fall Down," and how she honored she was to work with the Black Eyed Peas member. But things got EVEN MORE EPIC when will.i.am dropped major hints about Miley's solo new tunes, saying, "...She has redefined everything you have thought about Miley Cyrus... This new Miley stuff...It's so freaking... This is some amazing incredibleness." PLEASE STOP TEASING US and hook us up already!!!
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Rihanna grabbing her crotch? It must be Wednesday!
Ask yourselves this, friends: Are you even the least bit shocked by the title of this post? Or the entire concept of Rihanna taking a crotch-grabbing selfie last night in NYC? Sure, if we swapped Rihanna's name with, say, Demi Lovato's, you might be like, WTF IS UP?! But Rihanna? The girl who owns these Prada boots? And who wore THIS fur headdress...with nothing else? Nope, it's just your run-of-the-mill "Crotch-Grab Rihanna Wednesday"!
It's not Ri's first time grabbing a handful of, well, herself, either. The "Stay" singer once did the ol' "self boob grab" at a show in Toronto last month, and you know what? More power to her! Don't even try to front -- if you looked like Rihanna, wouldn't you snap one or two or 70 sexy selfies and share them with the world? At least when Rihanna's (kind of) wrinkly at at age 90 (because Goddess pop stars don't wrinkle like the rest of us), she can scroll through her Instagram (if it still exists!) and say, DAYUM I WAS FOINE. Grab on, lady!
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Kim and Kanye look SLIGHTLY miffed in NYC.
Doesn't it feel like KIIIND of a minute since we've seen Kanye West and Kim Kardashian together? We recently saw Kim when she introduced Selena Gomez's "Come & Get It" performance at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards, but we haven't documented an "AWWWW look at Kimye!!" or an "AWWWW look at Kimye and and the growing baby bump!!" moment since the duo twerked their black-and-white cookie ensemble at Paris Fashion Week. Yeah, well, the torturous "Kimye April Drought" ends now, because the parents-to-be were snapped in NYC yesterday while en route to their hotel! But do you see their faces? They are NOT AMUSED.
On the other hand, it's not like Kimye has ever been THAT smiley. They looked pretty serious when they wore matching "his and hers" nautical Halloween costumes and looked plenty grim that time they wore matching cape coats. But we gotta know... why the frowns?? Think about it: One-half of you is currently gestating the one and only baby who might give Blue Ivy a run for her money in the "dopest baby alive" department, not to mention the fact that if you wanted to, you could fully afford to house said baby in a diamond-encrusted crib. So try smiling, bbs! Life is GOOD.
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An eternally young Avril Lavigne pounds some cotton candy!
Avril Lavigne wasn't kidding around with her new song, "Here's To Never Growing Up." Here's photographic evidence of her celebrating Peter Pan syndrome with a giant thing of cotton candy! Have you ever seen an "all-grown-up" adult look that free-spirited while eating a celery stick? NOPE. Part of us wants to scream: "Avril, do you even know how much sugar is in that stuff!?!" But then there's the other part that wants to eat only cotton candy for dinner because IT'S SO GOOD. We're gonna follow our heart (and stomach) and go for the latter. #YOLO
The "How You Remind Me" singer shared her cotton candy-themed photo on Twitter along with the caption, "Cotton Candy B****es!" While we're totally happy that Avril's relaxing with a sugary treat, we're mostly wondering where she got it?! It's not like they sell cotton candy at the grocery store. (Unless grocery stores stock it in Canada?! Over-the-counter cotton candy!?) So does this mean that Avril's at a circus or carnival? OR did she and her fiancé Chad Kroeger get a cotton candy maker as an early wedding gift (BEST WEDDING GIFT IDEA EVER, btw)!? Sigh... We already knew there were a gazillion perks to being a famous pop star -- we'll just have to add "eating cotton candy whenever you want" to the list.
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The Backstreet Boys continue to be "Larger Than Life" with their new Hollywood Walk of Fame star!
In case you haven't heard, the Backstreet Boys are back (ALRIGHT!) and have just launched a 20-year reunion tour! (Which is not to be confused with "The Package Tour," mind you... so many boy bands, so little time.) And while we'd like to think that our two decade-long fangirling should be reward enough for BSB, the gents just got a more, well, professional honor: a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame! Now, we're going to pause for a moment while you look up how much airfare is to Hollywood so you can fly out, find the boys' star, and take a selfie with it. #BeJealous
The "Unbreakable" singers were recently snapped celebrating their new Hollywood star before heading to China for the launch of their reunion tour. And as if this news isn't enough to get your heart racing, we'd like to remind you that the guys also have a new album on the way (listen to track teasers!), an upcoming documentary, AND an upcoming Backstreet Boy-themed cruise on DECK (LOL) for fall 2013. So, to reiterate: After 20 years, BSB are still more successful than ever. The only thing that's changed is that they aren't so much boys anymore -- they're more like Backstreet men... "all-grown-up-but-still-DAYUM-hot" MEN.
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Are Kevin and Danielle Jonas finished taking adorable selfies? NOPE!
At this point you must be feeling all like, "Why are you STILL showing us these adorable, too-cute-you-could-puke photos of Kevin and Danielle Jonas living together in matrimonial bliss when you know we're single?" And honestly, we totally get why y'all might think all this husband-wife smooching is a sick form of masochism, but we're showing you today's "torturous selfie" for a reason! And it's that the second season of Kevin and Danielle's reality show, "Married To Jonas," premiered this past Sunday! And we forgot how much we missed it!
Read more about Kevin and Danielle's "Married To Jonas" selfie after the jump.
Britney Spears is the best soccer mom and cheerleader!
With Mother's Day just around the corner (you're welcome for the reminder), we're pretty sure Britney Spears should be expecting TONS of good gifts from her sons, Sean and Jayden, for being the best mom EVER. She's already been a stellar cartwheel spotter and SpongeBob-toy shopper, and now she's probably scoring extra gifts for being the world's best soccer mom! Wait, does that mean Brit also volunteers for the team's carpool?! Can everyone just imagine BEING CHAUFFEURED AROUND BY BRITNEY SPEARS!?! If that's the case, then her boys' soccer team doesn't even NEED to worry about winning on the field, because they will ALWAYS win at the game of life.
The "Scream & Shout" singer was snapped attending her sons' soccer game this past weekend (extra points go to Brit for bringing her new puppy as an extra cheerleader!), and we just can't get over how good Britney is at juggling her many responsibilities. Not only is she able to balance her SUPER successful pop star career, new boyfriend, and many shopping errands, but she's also right there on the sidelines being the best cheerleader for her kids! We wish Britney Spears was our mom! J/K, we love our mom TONS! (Call you after work, mom.) We mostly wish our mother had VIP access to all things A-List things instead of, you know, a VIP membership to Costco. The door is open into our family, Brit!
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