OMG, did you see Robin Thicke's "Give It 2 U" video premiere last night on the VMA All Access livestream? Calling it a Twerks-Giving Day Parade (sponsored by Lacy, Macy's R-rated older cousin from Jersey) is not an exaggeration. Like, if you drank every time you saw an ass in the VMA performer and triple nominee's clip, which also featured rappers 2 Chainz and Kendrick Lamar, you would die instantly. Your blood alcohol content would be all, "What blood?"
So, DON'T DO THAT, but DO check out our GIF wall below. It's totally safe, unless you're allergic to #AZZEVERYWHERE.
Check out more GIFs from Robin Thicke's "Give It 2 U" after the jump.
Because even The Little Engine That Could (Twerk) needs a break from booty-popping once in a while, Miley Cyrus took five from her VMA rehearsals to meet up with the All Access livestream to talk Bangerz, Boo, and ba-how to take the perfect selfie. See? We made it ba-work.
As ardent followers of the "We Can't Stop" singer's social media handles, we were honestly shuh-hocked that her answer was multi-stepped. Like, just look at her past Instagrammed perfection! Didn't you think her "Flawless Selfie How-To" just consisted of: Step 1.) Just be Miley. Step 2.) END OF STEPS. Even more insane is that Miley thinks she's quote "the worst" at taking selfies. GIRL, LOOK AT YOUR #NOFILTER SELF. Well, at least she breaks it down for the rest of us!
Get Miley's perfect selfie how-to, plus VMA performance details, Bangerz info, and a Boo update after the jump.
Austin Mahone's "I'm nominated for a MTV VMA!?" reaction pic is flawless!
In case you've been wondering when we were gonna drop everything to devote all of our energies toward praising the absolute perfection that is Austin Mahone, NOW IS THAT TIME. Brace yourselves, patient little Mahomies, because we're paying homage to all things Austin because a) DUH, and b) we've gotta celebrate his first-ever Video Music Awards -- which, BTW, includes an Artist To Watch nomination and a spot on the VMA pre-show performance roster alongside Ariana Grande!!!!
To honor the "What About Love" singer's tremendous VMA-related accomplishments, we've compiled the greatest photos, videos, and GIFs illustrating everything he's been up to in the past month to prepare for his game-changing VMA spotlight on Sunday. Also, it never hurts to have a whole bunch o' Austin visuals in one consolidated place -- purely for efficiency's sake! Basically, this post is what our IRL bedroom walls look like. Enjoy.
Check out more Austin Mahone pictures, videos, and GIFs after the jump.
We don't have to tell you that there are some HARDCORE Smilers out there (that's code for Miley Cyrus Stans). I mean, how else would the "Best Song Of The Summer" VMA nominee and performer NOT have a legion of devotees? Or, more specifically, how could this RATCHET goddess NOT sartorially inspire other mini-ratchet goddesses-in-training?!
Well, there just so happens to be one ultimate Smiler named Madeline who loves Miley so much, that she opted to get a FULL Miley Cyrus haircut-makeover to premiere on MTV's VMA All Access livestream. And be warned: Madeline's new lewk is as DRASTIC as it is BADASS.
Check out Madeline's full Miley Cyrus makeover after the jump.
We REALLY want Kanye West to bring North West to the 2013 VMAs.
After months of watching Kanye West canoodle with Kim Kardashian, followed by nine more months of bump watches and unsolicited parenting advice, followed by what felt like YEARS of waiting to see actual baby pictures, Kanye West finally revealed a photo of his new baby daughter, North West.
And here's the best part: Kanye unveiled a photo of North West this morning on grandma Kris Jenner's talk show season finale! #AW. So, now that everything's out in the open, our only question is, WILL KANYE TAKE NORTH WEST TO THE 2013 VMAS??
Watch Kanye West reveal a photo of North West on "Kris" after the jump.
Miley Cyrus' tongue, doing what it does best.
It's, like, a total understatement to point out what a year Miley Cyrus has had. After taking some valuable "being Miley" time off from the spotlight, she emerged like a Susan Powter-esque, bleached blonde phoenix from the ashes in order to spread her twerked-out, fun-loving message with the world!
Now, Miley's up for two VMAs at this Sunday's ceremony (including Best Song Of The Summer!), and will perform her summer smash "We Can't Stop" live onstage! OK, self, PULL IT TOGETHER! We'll have plenty of time to gush over Ms. Milez during our VMA All Access livestream special segment today at 3:30 p.m. ET.
But there's one beautiful soul who's been doing all the same work as the Bangerz singer, but has yet to get any serious recognition. Ladies and gentlemen (mostly #LADEEZ, LBR), let's give it up for Miley Cyrus' tongue and all of the beautiful, Barbie-kissing, sideways-twerk joy it has brought us these last 12 months! Oh, Miley's tongue, our love for you is never-ending! Let us count the ways...
1.) WHEN MILEY'S TONGUE shows Barbie a good time.
2.) WHEN MILEY'S TONGUE gets turnt up (err, sorta down and to the side?) with Wiz Khalifa and Juicy J.
+ PHOTO GALLERY: MILEY CYRUS' GREATEST TONGUE PHOTOS, and see more of Miley's 15 Ratchet Tongue Pics after the jump.
Harry Styles and Taylor Swift will BOTH present at the VMAs. Which reminds us, we really miss "Haylor!"
With the 2013 MTV VMAs just around the corner (Sunday, Aug. 25, y'all), there's just SO much to think about. For example, what's Lady Gaga's "Applause" performance gonna be like? How many twerks are we gonna get out of Miley Cyrus?
But here's the most pressing issue (for now): Ex-lovebirds Taylor Swift and One Direction's Harry Styles -- the artist(s) formerly known as "Haylor" -- will BOTH present awards at the VMAs. Which means they're gonna be in the same place at the same time. UH, is that gonna be awkward??
Watch Taylor Swift perform "We Are Never Getting Back Together" after the jump!
We can't stop, and we won't stop obsessing over Miley today! Though, TBH, we obsess over Miley every day.
Tune in to the VMA All Access livestream today at 3:30 p.m. ET, because we're talking Miley Cyrus! Like, a LOT of Miley Cyrus. Is the VMA performer gonna drop more Bangerz deets before the show? How has she helped us tweak our twerk game? What are our thoughts on her tongue-heavy make-out session with Boo the bear, who seems to know a lot about Miley's Bangerz album? This is why you gotta stay on yo toes, hoes!
Learn more about our VMA All Access Miley special, and watch the livestream after the jump.
If there's one thing we know about Fifth Harmony, it's that their name is the, like, de-fin-ition of "truth in advertising." Taking over the VMA All Access livestream's "Pop Hour" segment, the five young women wasted no time proving their stripes, performing acoustic live versions of "Miss Movin' On" and "Me & My Girls" -- which essentially amounted to them drizzling some tightly layered, heavenly-as-eff harmonies all over our oh-so-receptive eardrums. That uncomfortable phrasing? #DealWithIt
After their two-song set, "The X Factor" alums sat down to chat about their first-ever VMAs excitement and took us behind the scenes of their red carpet shopping trip in some of Brooklyn's cutest boutiques. Then, kittyoke happened, aka a karaoke-style guessing game where "We Can't Stop," "Heart Attack," and other VMA-nominated tracks were sung to our ladies entirely in meows as they tried to name the tune.
Take note: According to all of the super haute, jaded people we desperately try to impress on a daily basis, kittyoke is gonna be HUGE in the spring of 2014. You're gonna wanna get on board right MEOW.
Get more need-to-know info on "Kittyoke," and tune into the VMA livestream after the jump.
Hey, I know those faces! Everyone's got a seat at the 2013 MTV VMAs!
You know what would be really cool? MTV's based in New York City, so wouldn't it be ah-may-zing to just hop a train on Sunday night and, like, GO to the 2013 VMAs? We'd get off at Brooklyn's Atlantic Terminal, waltz into Barclays Center, look to the left and OH MY GOD IT'S TAYLOR SWIFT. Seriously, LOOK!!
OK, OK, even if we can't technically waltz into Barclays, we can look (and then look some more) at these exclusive behind-the-scenes photos of celebs' seat cards at Barclays Center! AHHH! Do you know what this means?? This means we can straight-up picture where everyone will be sitting on the big night! #UsingOurImagination #PretendingToBeFamous
Check out more photos of the 2013 MTV VMA seat cards after the jump.