Oh, Pink. Only happy when it rains. I gotta say, there are two different ways to deal with wedding day heartbreak. There's the Katy Perry way, as seen in "Hot 'N' Cold" (all choreographed dancing, and runaway-groom chasing) and there's the Pink way, as seen in this video for "I Don't Believe You," the sixth single from Funhouse.

In this impressionistic clip, directed by legendary music vid auteur Sophie Muller (Blur's "Song 2," No Doubt's "Don't Speak"), Pink is trapped inside of an old movie, set in an empty church where love once blossomed. Well, needless to say, love don't live here anymore; and there's lotsa running around, crying and staring into mirrors to prove it.

+ Former American Idol runner-up Clay Aiken will NOT throw a Strawberry Shortcake-themed pity party for this year's runner-up Adam Lambert, or any of his fans for that matter. Never one to put things "gingerly,"
the red-headed heartthrob went on to say that his ears bled at the sound of Lambert's voice. Seems a bit harsh, no? (E! Online)

+While we're on the subject of our little "Lam," check out this video of Adam singing at his graduation ceremony, and how everyone starts clapping (around the 2:55 mark) in fear for their lives. (Towleroad)

+ And now, calling all Twitter "Lambs!" In case you missed Mariah Carey's tweet last night, here's the name of her new album. (Pink Is The New Blog)

+ As we were crumbling the last bits of our "Flake" bar into our ice cream, British rock band Blur announced that they may possibly add some U.S. dates to their upcoming world tour. Are you ready 'Girls & Boys?" (The Tripwire)

+ Amerie (remember her?) returns with a new single "Just Tell Me U Love Me," but the record sounds dated and just too similar to her first single from back in the day, "One Thing." What do you think? Do u love it? (Neon Limelight)

+ In what must have been perfect weather here in NYC, Fall Out Boy performed "Dance, Dance" live on the TODAY show. Today. (Bitten & Bound)

+ Britney Spears is about to be back on top with her new LP -- but that doesn't mean everyone's lining up to work with her. "She's not at the top of my list," admits self-professed girl-kisser Katy Perry, who sez she'd much rather collaborate with the likes of John Legend. (E! Online)

+ Meanwhile, the Pussycat Dolls would LOVE to collab with Brit Brit. Er, again. Hey, maybe this time, Britney's scenes will actually make it past the cutting room floor! (Angry Ape)

+ Did Tom "Couch-Jumpin'" Cruise SERIOUSLY just give Spencer Pratt marital advice? Seriously?? (Hills: Live After Show)

+ Depressions are depressing! Which is why Diddy has decided to scale back his bling until after the rest of the country can afford to pay their electric bill. Awww. (Remote Control)

+ Hilary Duff and Mandy Moore have found an ingenious way to combine our hatred of cancer ... and our love of 18 karat gold jewelry. (WXYZ)

+ Taylor Swift continues to insist that she's totally, 100% O-V-E-R Joe Jonas. Yep, because nothing says "I'm single and fabulous!" quick incessantly talking about your ex. (MTV News)

+ One-time Brit-pop rivals Blur and Oasis are reportedly reuniting next summer in London's Hyde Park. Um, finally! (NME via Scandalist)

+ Crazy caps lock-lovin' Kanye West confirms MTV News' report that Will.i.am will be "PRODUCING ON U2'S NEXT ALBUM." (MTV - UK)