+ Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson deny whispers that they're having trouble unloading Bronx Mowgli Wentz's baby pics. Also? Shame on you! These are precious memories, people -- they're totally not for sale ... at least, not yet. (Usmagazine.com)

+ Meanwhile, Demi Lovato's peeps are denying nasty internet rumors that the wholesome Camp Rock star is also a "cutter." (MTV News)

+ Miley Cyrus got her mom's old Porsche as a belated bday present?? Best. Hand-me-down. Ever. (Usmagazine.com)

+ Holy celebrity cameo! Was that Miss Aubrey O'Day poppin' by 50 Cent's new show last nite? (Remote Control)

+ Here are five of your fave Britney Spears videos for no reason whatsoever. Happy Friday! (Scandalist)

+ Travis Barker's not only back on his feet, but he's already back to business! Hear what the drummer had to say about his "Jockin' Jay-Z" remix. (MTV News)

+ Amy Winehouse's drug dealer is officially off the streets -- and behind bars. Hey, just like Amy's husband, Blake! (E! Online)

+ John Mayer on Jennifer Aniston's stripped-down GQ cover: "When I touch it, angels die." (Hollyscoop)

+ SNL hottie Andy Samberg is teaming back up with Justin "D--k In a Box" Timberlake for his new comedy album, Incredibad. (MTV News, via AceShowbiz)

+ Ever dream about getting culinary pointers from Sonic Youth? (Wait, you actually have?? Weird!) Anyhow, your wish has officially been granted. Freak. (The Trip Wire)

+ "It's definitely true that we're totally gay." -- Panic At the Disco's Spencer Smith (Out.com)

+ Who cares about the Jonas Brothers? Um, apparently, EVERYONE. The boys ranked #10 on Google's Most Popular Global Search Terms list, keeping company with "Heath Ledger," "Beijing 2008" and the big winner (in one sense, anyway) former veep candidate Sarah Palin. (Insert "Burnin' Up,"/ Sarah Palin joke here.) (PBS)

+ And speaking of Google, stop cyberstalking baby Bronx Mowgli Wentz (seriously, it's starting to get creepy) and preview Papa Pete's latest project -- Fall Out Boy's new album, Folie a Deux -- instead. Oh, and did we mention it's free? (MySpace Music)

+ Diddy reveals his deepest, darkest secret: He's toe-a-phobic! (The Hip Hop Chronicle)

+ You know how you're, like, totally, 100% head-over-heels in love with Britney Spears? Well the feeling's mutual! Sort of. Although her son, Sean Preston, burps in your general direction. (MTV News)

+ Loosen up your buttons, baby! The Pussycat Dolls are all set to headline the Hills Live NYC finale! Trust us, you do NOT wanna miss it. (Remote Control)

+ Congratulations, it's a(nother) boy for Usher! (MTV News)

+ Is country music star Tim McGraw running for governor of Tennessee? And if so, is that weirder or less weird than the fact that Fran Drescher's making a run for Hillary Clinton's Senate seat? (CMT)

+ Singer/Lady Gaga impersonator Christina Aguilera admits she's undercover besties with Simple Life star/parenting pro Nicole Richie! "I’ve had the opportunity of getting to know [Nicole]," sez Xtina, "and I was blown away with how great of a mom she is...I actually ask her for advice." (Fox News)

+ Forget about getting her own spinoff show! Now the latest rumors have former Danity Kane singer Aubrey O'Day posing for Playboy! (MTV News)

+ Breaking! Someone at OK! magazine will "probably be fired" for accidentally spelling Ashlee Simpson's name the right/wrong way. (Dlisted)

+ Meanwhile, My Chemical Romance singer Gerard Way is on his Way -- er, way -- to becoming a dad. Sadly for Gerard, the name "Bronx Mowgli Wentz" is already taken. (Associated Press)

+ Ellen DeGeneres fuels rumors that Mariah Carey is pregnant by challenging the pop icon to a "champagne toast." Amazing?? (Newsroom)

+ Ay dios mio! Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt tied the knot in a top secret (and, arguably, not legal) Mexican ceremony last week. Catch the latest wedding-related deets plus find out if the nuptials will make it onto a future episode! (Remote Control)

+ Beyonce/Sasha's latest LP topped the album charts at #1 this week, with a little help from Justin "I Wore A Leotard And I Liked It" Timberlake. (MTV News)

+ And speaking of B, Miss Knowles might get to perform at Barack Obama's inauguration after all -- that is, assuming she's willing to share the spotlight with her hubby Jay-Z, Bruce Springsteen and Mary J. Blige. (NY Daily News)

+ Michael Jackson is reportedly shopping his memoirs around! We like the hypothetical title "Anyone Still Think Billie Jean Was My Lover?" while our friends over at Scandalous favor a (slightly) meaner, O.J.-inspired alternative. (Chicago Sun-Times)

+ What's the difference between like and love? Well, Joe Jonas LIKES his new maybe-gf Camilla Belle (whom he coyly describes as a "nice girl") but he loooooooves running his shiny black comb through his lustrous man-curls. Got that? (E! Online)

+ According to Cynthia Rodriguez (a.k.a. A-Rod's soon-to-be-ex-wife), the Yankees slugger is ditching his kids this Thanksgiving to spend some quality time with his totally platonic friend, Madonna. (Perez Hilton)

+ Meanwhile, according to Alex Rodriguez, Cynthia Rodriguez is a big fat liar. (Usmagazine.com)

+ Britney Spears may look like a hot young thang on the new cover of Rolling Stone, but with her 9:30 p.m. bedtime and nonexistent social life (for now, at least) she says she's basically "an old fart." (MTV News)

+ Singer/pill-popper Amy Winehouse is back in the hospital again after experiencing yet another adverse reaction to medication. Or something. (Daily Mail - UK)

+ According to a "pal," Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson named their newborn baby after an NYC borough/Disney character because they "want Bronx to be a survivor, just like Mowgli." And because they're really, really mean. (OK!)

+ Meanwhile, Fall Out Boy says they're ready to get back to work now. So much for Pete's paternity leave! (MTV News)

Apparently, we're not the only ones who think Bronx Mowgli Wentz is in for some serious schoolyard bullying one he hits elementary school. But just how did Pete and Ashlee come up with that unique combination of NYC borough + Disney character?

We're not sure, but our good friends over at Rum and Monkey came up with a handy-dandy generator to help you find YOUR secret emo baby name. Check it out now (Ours were "Staten Island Captain Hook" and "Bedford-Stuyvesant Ali Baba!") and tell us your names in the comments.

Bonus: If you close your eyes and listen really, really hard, you can almost HEAR baby Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale laughing. Or is that Apple Martin?

+ Celebrate your brand-new polysyllabic moniker by re-watching this old-school (i.e. Pre-"fo' shizzle") gangsta rap track from Snoop "Doggy" Dogg.

+ Ashlee Simpson has finally given birth to the world's first Fall Out baby Boy: Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Yeeesh, and Johnny Cash thought "Sue" was rough! (MTV News)

+ Brandy is sorry she purposely lied about her marriage and accidentally ran over a lady with her car. (Usmagazine.com)

+ This just in! Michael Jackson has reportedly converted to Islam and changed his name to "Mikaeel," thereby inspiring the best newspaper headline ever: "The Way You Mecca Me Feel." (The Sun - UK)

+ Is Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy "too artsy and overproduced?" And if so, does this mean you won't be buying/illegally downloading it? (MTV News)

+ Madonna and Guy Ritchie's marriage may not be intact -- in fact, their divorce was finalized yesterday! -- but Madge's estimate $450 million fortune is. Despite the nonexistent pre-nup, Ritchie reportedly wants none of the Material Girl's material wealth. (Gawker)

+ Meanwhile, all this talk about divorce must've made Madonna a wee bit nostalgic! Earlier this week, she grabbed drinks with her first ex-husband, Sean Penn. (Page Six)

+ Taylor Swift's a little bit country, a little bit rock n' roll. And a lot successful. (The Boot)

+ Is Danity Kane castoff Aubrey O'Day on the verge of getting her own spinoff? (Remote Control)

+ Kanye West's new album, 808s & Heartbreak, doesn't hit stores til Monday, but it'll be up on his MySpace as of midnight tonight! Have a listen, won't you? (Kanye's MySpace)