
There are like 18 brillion videos eligible for a spot on the Video of the Year nominee leaderboard, and I sure as shoot ain't got time to talk you through each of them. Do that on your own time and your own dime, okay? But since this is such a maje category, here's a look at 20 standouts. Vote now! You only gots a few more hours, and after that, you've only got regret.
Oh, and don't miss this Friday's installation (like that? it sounds like a work of art) of FNMTV to see who the final nominees are.
+ 50 Cent featuring Justin Timberlake, "Ayo Technology" -- A glossy, Bond-meets-Bourne video that looks really cool but, I think, is basically about switching cell providers or something.
+ Ashlee Simpson, "Outta My Head" -- Surrealism and Santogold songwriting! Sweet!
+ Alicia Keys, "Like You'll Never See Me Again" -- Serious. Bawl. Sesh.
+ Boys Like Girls, "Thunder" -- I so did not go to high school or high school parties with guys this hot.
+ Common, "Drivin' Me Wild" -- You dressed up Lily Allen as an astronaut because you are awesome, and you look extra hot in a white tux because you are extra hot.
+ Erykah Badu, "Honey" -- Viva la mom and pop y la homage!
+ Foo Fighters, "Long Road to Ruin" -- Ohhhhhhhh Dave Grohl. When oh when oh when will you finally realize we're meant to be together? Oh wait, sorry. This is supposed to be about the video, right? Right. That rules too. (I LOVE YOU, DAVE!!!!!)
+ Ingrid Michaelson, "The Way I Am" -- Weren't scared of clowns before? You are now.
+ Jonas Brothers, "Burnin' Up" -- The JBs get all action-adventure on us. (And after chasing them around for two days, their video's starting to feel less like satire, more verite.)
+ Last Shadow Puppets, "The Age of the Understatement" -- Cold! Grey! Soviet!
+ Missy Elliott, "Ching-A-Ling" -- 3D's cool, but now my heady hurty.
+ No Age, "Eraser" -- Heady, confusing, beautiful.
+ N.E.R.D., "Everyone Nose" -- Livin' la video Lohan! (But remember... this is not a song "about" cocaine ... it's about... people... who do cocaine.)
+ Panic At the Disco, "Nine In the Afternoon -- Crazy 'staches, papier-mâché fishies, dudes in those olde-tymey onesies.
+ Paramore, "crushcrushcrush" -- Something is seriously wrong with the world if these guys (and girl) don't get nominated. I will blame you.
+ Phantom Planet, "Do the Panic" -- California... wait... did we make a wrong turn back there?
+ Pussycat Dolls, "When I Grow Up" -- Boobies! Groupies! Groupie boobies!
+ Tally Hall, "Good Day" -- Adorkable!
+ Vanessa Hudgens, "Sneakernight" -- Mama needs a new pairah shoes!
+ Weezer, "Pork and Beans" -- UhDUH.
More VMAs here.