Obsessively blogging about pop music, pop videos, pop stars, and pop culture from inside the MTV headquarters in Times Square. We also have a slight Jonas Brothers problem. And a little fixation with Tokio Hotel.
Problem: You've got a bunch of crap you need to carry, but your butt's too busy for a fanny pack... Or... your butt thinks it's too cool for a fanny pack, but your head's smart enough to recognize the liberation of going hands-free.
Solution: The Cap Sac -- a collection of zip-pouched baseball caps that come in the type of '80s bright colors reserved for fanny packs (or go-to Saved By The Bell hangout The Max) but now available for your head. It's the most ridiculous hat to come along since the flamingo hat, and the most practical hat invention since the beer helmet. Check out the Cap Sac, which goes perfectly with your Zack Morris tattoo, and tell me if it's rad or bad.
Remember when Tom Cruise was a total bad-ass and wore awesome glasses and was in the air force and was a cool bartender who knew how to flip bottles like a bawse and was a total lady killer? Yeah, me either.
Looks like Tommy Boy's trying to stay relevant with the vampire set in his just-leaked New Moon audition tape. And it's pretty painful.
Watch "Tom Cruise" take his Twilight audition to the danger zone. The result: That's a negative, Ghost Rider.
The Daily Nail -- a blog run a Las Vegas-based woman who's endeavored to paint her nails a different color and style every day -- dipped her tips into white meat yesterday when she painted her nails in honor of bacon. Even if you're a vegetarian, you've got to hand it to The Daily Nail (get it? HAND it to her?) -- her bacon-nail-painting handiwork is impressive. Almost as impressive as the Pepsi product and Doritos nail tribute someone wanted badly enough to turn into a reality. (Check out Pepsi and Doritos nails after the jump.)
Plus, check out more scary nails and All Lacquered Up -- the blog authority on all things nails, polish, and celebrity nails. (Yes, really.)
Just because you LOVE Lil Wayne does NOT mean you need a cake in the likeness of his visage. While this Lil Wayne cake does have a proper iced-out (GET IT?) grill (and LICORICE for hair -- should I be offended?) they missed the tatted-on tear drops. Boo. No Lil Wayne cake's complete without tat drops.
And who is the lucky recipient of the Lil Wayne cake? Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger's daughter, Ireland, the subject of that nasty "rude, thoughtless little pig" voicemail message from doting dad Alec Baldwin. Because nothing says "I'm sorry" like an edible version of Lil Wayne's head!
Still, the Lil Wayne cake is far superior to this half-assed Miley Cyrus/ Hannah Montana cake. You can just tell that Miley's Hannah Montana icing wig tastes like glue. Party in the USA, guys!
James Franco -- one of the reasons why Joe Jonas' new short haircut is scientifically proven to be one of the hottest dude haircuts ever -- cannot pronounce Gucci and demonstrates a clear need for both a speech coach and an anger management therapist in these video outtakes from a failed Gucci commercial. Trust me, this one gets funnier, so keep watching.
