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In "Is it 2012 yet?" news, Spencer Pratt has released a rap song and Heidi Montag has released a pop song. Spencer's "Ain't No Thang (But A Chicken Wing)" (working title) and Heidi's "Heartbeat" (respectively) just hit the web, and I just went back under my covers. Not today, internet. Not today.

We've been down this road with Spencer Pratt before and thankfully, nothing really came to fruition last time. But for "Ain't No Thang," Spencer supposedly worked with real-life producer TreBeatz, who's worked with real-life rappers Nas, The Dream and Busta Rhymes. We're not sure what kind of bribery is taking place here, but whatever it is, a real song came out of it. As for Heidi Montag's "Heartbeat," it's your basic Heidi Montag club jam -- overproduced, kinda fun and dance-y.

Basically, this whole situation can be summed up nicely with Buzzworthy's favorite GIF of all time -- Over It Whitney Houston:

+ Click here to feel instantaneous regret hear Spencer Pratt's song "Ain't No Thang (But A Chicken Wing)" and Heidi Montag's "Heartbeat." If you must listen, listen in the dark when no one is around. It will be like it never happened.

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It would take a a ton of patience and a very steady hand to get a real pumpkin looking exactly like some of our favorite celebs. And we're too busy scaring ourselves with celebrity zombies and getting our lazy people's Lady Gaga and Katy Perry costumes ready to be bothered with scooping out the seeds, tacking on the stencil and beginning to carve, only to end up throwing down the carving tools, trashing the pumpkin altogether and playing video games. Or is that just me?

So we had one of our graphic designers here at MTV get us the next best thing--Photoshopped celebrity pumpkins! From Justin Bieber to Willow Smith, some of these gourds are both trick and treat.

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We can see it now--Spencer Pratt as Ichabod Crane and Heidi Montag as The Headless Horseman.  But I can think of a couple reasons why she might need to get her horseman's cape altered a bit (ahem).

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The evolution from Snooki to Snooki pumpkin (Snookin?) is a natural one seeing as how the little guidette is already the perfect shade of orange. But it might be hard to find a pumpkin with a pouf growing from the top of it. Wait, does Ed Hardy make pumpkins yet?

+ CHECK OUT BUZZWORTHY'S CELEBRITY PUMPKIN PHOTO GALLERY for pumpkin photos of Lindsay Lohan, Justin Bieber, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Lady Gaga and more!

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Guys, I’m pretty sure that the father of linguistics, Noam Chomsky, would even agree that this is a totally never-before-uttered phrase: I want to look as classically sleek, polished, and downright glamorous as Lady Gaga does in photo of her in London yesterday.

It seems a trip to London is all it takes for the Lady Gaga's Madonna 2.0 transformation we discussed earlier last week from stage five to at LEAST stage 10. I know because I’m a Lady Gaga/Madonna-ologist. It’s very Madonna circa her Reinvention tour. And once again, check out Gaga's new blonde hair! It's a shade ACTUALLY found in nature! Lady Gaga’s follicular Heidi Montag version 3.0 moment is killing me softly. It’s clearly inspired by Barbie (which, let's be real, Heidi is as well).

I’d really like to see what kind of eye makeup Gaga has going on under those fantastic oversize black shades, and that red lip is the stuff Fashion Week runway dreams are made of.

Lady Gaga, you clean up well! Could this perfect storm of chic be the effect of your new (reported) status as a married lady? And what do you think of Gaga's true blonde look? Yay or nay? Weigh in!

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You see that guy on the right? That's you (well, Charles Dickens as you) without the internet. Just growing a beard and thinking about life and not tweeting it. Why are you so bearded and contemplative and not updating your status or watching Spencer and Heidi montages set to Coldplay songs? Because Prince, shown on the left wearing a tunic with his likeness, said the internet is "completely over."

The Purple One told "The Mirror" that the internet is bad for him because it doesn't give him an advance on his recordings, and it's bad for you because "All these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers, and that can't be good for you."

OK, so seeing as how this will be my last blog post ever, I figured I'd better map out what you, me and everyone we know will be doing with ourselves from now on.

Here are 10 things that will replace the internet now that Prince says the net is over.

1.) Collecting Stamps: Now that you're back to mailing letters, you might as well make a hobby out of collecting these things.

2.) Peppermint Starlight Mints: These things are delicious. You can spend eight hours a day eating them. You might as well. There won't be an internet.

3.) Justin Bieber's Hair: We can all slowly watch it grow. But sadly, we'll have nowhere to tweet about it. (DAMN YOU, PRINCE! DAMN YOU!)

4.) Reruns of "Two Guys, A Girl And A Pizza Place": Without the internet, you'll have plenty of time to ponder why Ryan Reynolds' late-'90s show went off the air in the first place.

5.) Going Outside: Whatever.

6.) Going To A Show Featuring A Band You've Never Heard Of, Falling For Them And Buying Their Music From Their Merch Table: It's like streaming music. But louder.

7.) Pizza: Hard to mess this up.

8.) Napping Cats: Specifically, watching them and then, when that becomes too strenuous, joining them in slumber.

9.) Writing Down Your Thoughts On Paper, Xeroxing Them And Handing Them Out To Friends And Strangers. Whatever happened to 'zines anyway? Those were so adorable!

10.) Learning The Proper Use Of English Again: WTF?!

OK. Now go watch MGMT's "Kids" video. While you still have a place to watch weird videos.

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Man, Heidi Montag is wasting NO time getting back into the game. With her divorce from Spencer Pratt in the works, Heidi's looking at her options. And she's not ruling out younger guys -- 16-year-olds, specifically. Justin Bieber, to be exact.

Just today, Heidi, who must've taken Justin Bieber's "Somebody To Love" video to heart, tweeted Justin Bieber, saying "now that I am getting divorced I think you and I should do a photo shoot together! Cutie ;)! I'm closer to your age."

Um, calling someone "cutie" on Twitter AND tweeting them a smiley face? That's pretty direct! Could a Katsuya sushi date be in the works for Heidi and Justin Bieber? They could even collaborate in the recording booth.

+ Should Justin Bieber date a newly single Heidi Montag? Vote in our poll and tell us!

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+ Brandon Flowers is striking out on his own. The Killers frontman will be releasing a solo album called Flamingo soon. (MTV News)

+ Check out all the details on Lady Gaga's upcoming "American Idol" performance. (Idolator)

+ When smoke gets in your eyes: Rihanna walking in the mist, on the set of her new video for "Te Amo." (Just Jared)

+ New Justin Timberlake music? Apparently! Listen to "Touch You If I Could," in all its radio-ripped, abbreviated glory. Is sexy back? (I'm Not Obsessed)

+ Jasmine Villegas, the forgetful laundry gal who leaves her scarf behind in Justin Bieber's "Baby" video, will play J.B.'s love interest in his new video for "Eenie Meanie." (LimeLife)

+ If you think the people on "The Hills" are childish, wait 'til you watch a scene between Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag reenacted by actual children. (PopEater)

Tags Audrina Patridge, Brandon Flowers, Heidi Montag, justin bieber, Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Rihanna, The Hills, The-Killers

+ After a bit of a scavenger hunt, the band lineup has been announced for summer's Lollapalooza Festival. Green Day, Soundgarden and Lady Gaga will headline, while fans will also be treated to performances from the likes of The Strokes, Arcade Fire and Phoenix. (MTV News)

+ Justin Bieber has Twitter in a headlock, the charts in a choke hold, Funny Or Die in his back pocket, and now he can add "performing at the White House" to his resume. (PopEater)

+ Katy Perry and Russell Brand threw an Easter party this weekend. This is noteworthy because Katy Perry wore bunny ears, and that, by itself, is pretty great. (Just Jared)

+ Drake's album, Thank Me Later, isn't coming out until June, but that hasn't stopped Sean Kingston from covering the LP's first single, "Over." (Idolator)

+ Heidi Montag called in to the Ryan Seacrest show, and it was totally normal. Quick recap: She doesn't like to be hugged and wants to play Lara Croft in the new "Tomb Raider" movie because she has extensive training with knives and guns. That's not at all disturbing, right? (I'm Not Obsessed)

Tags Arcade Fire, Drake, Green Day, Heidi Montag, justin bieber, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Phoenix, Russell Brand, Ryan Seacrest, Sean Kingston, Soundgarden, The Strokes

It's the album Heidi Montag likens to the next Thriller. She's spent her life's savings on it. So it's only fair you give it a listen.

Listen to the full-length single, "Fanatic," and sample "Hey Boy," "I'll Do It," "Turn Ya Head," "Twisted," "Superficial."

Heidi's uptempo, strictly-come-dancing sound is kinda disco (think Alicia Bridges), a little freestyle R&B (think Pebbles "Mercedes Boy"), with a healthy, breathy dose of Britney (there's a song called "Blackout," and I can't lie -- it's kinda hypnotic) and a little Paris Hilton (admit that you kinda liked "Stars Are Blind").

But, ultimately, you need to be the judge here. Are you into Heidi's admittedly catchy Superficial dance tracks, or should she stick with reality TV?

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As I'm sure we are all totally aware, Spencer Pratt fancies himself something of a rapper, going by the name Big White, claiming to be the white Jay-Z and challenging Asher Roth to a battle.

Now, it would seem a little of Spencer's talk-a-big-game act has rubbed off on his wife, Hills alumnus and burgeoning pop singer, Heidi Montag.

In a recent interview with Entertainment Weekly, Montag claims her debut album Superficial can go toe-to-toe with Michael Jackson's record-breaking, chart-torching 1982 juggernaut, Thriller.

After noting Thriller as an influence on her dance-pop sound, Montag is asked by EW if she thinks Superficial stands up to Thriller, as an album. She responds, "I definitely do. I think people might not see it now, because it's my first album coming out. But I've spent as much time-maybe more, even-than Thriller."

For as insane as that might sound, it's strangely endearing to hear someone talk about the aesthetic value of what they're doing being tied to the amount of time they spent making it. And, for that matter, the money they spent on it (Heidi claims to have gone broke, spending 2 million dollars on Superficial's production).

Only you and time can be the judge. Is Superficial as good as Thriller (yes, I'm asking)? It's came out yesterday, so report back with your findings!

Tags Heidi Montag, Michael Jackson, Spencer Pratt, The Hills

+ Kelly Clarkson reminds you that if you're talking about her weight, you're the one with the problem, not her! We tend to agree, but remind her that bell-bottom stretch pants and silk triangle tops are never okay. (US Magazine)

+ HOT PHOTO ALERT: We're loving watching Britney looking as good as she's looking lately. AND she's got a performance at the Teen Choice Awards right around the corner? <lick> (Daily Mail)

+ The rave reviews of the $200+ million G.I. Joe are pouring in like manna from heaven (nevermind that they're via Heidi Montag's Twitter). Bahahahahha! (PopWatch)

+ P.S. if you're in the market for a not-nude -- yes, you read that correctly -- Playboy spread of Heidi, you're welcome. (NY Post)

+ And while we're talking about G.I. Joe, here's Ciara and Aubrey O'Day looking hot (separately, but together) at the premiere. (Rap-Up)

+ Gossip just dropped a new video for "Love Long Distance," complete with balloon-head people, roller skates, and spandex body suits. Beth Ditto will you marry me please? Yes I know you're gay.  (The Rad Report)

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