Once again, MTV has intercepted your direct-to-Kaulitz prayer hotline and fulfilled your desires: Tokio Hotel will attend the 2008 VMAs, which is convenient because they're nominated for Best New Artist and Best Pop Video.

How huge will Bill's hair get? Will Tom drop more hilariously inappropriate one-liners about making "big business in the toilet" or the status of the rest of the band's virginity? (I HOPE SO!)

Will the last remaining old-guard Jonas Brothers versus Tokio Hotel fans drop the hate and learn to appreciate? Or is the feud finally over?

Watch Tokio Hotel on Sunday, September 7 and see.

Until then, check out this exclusive Tokio Hotel interview to see TH discuss cuckoo fans, meeting chicks, and virginity (again, thanks Tom). And if you haven't been paying attention, this post has pretty much become MTV Tokio Hotel headquarters.

The first best thing about this LL Cool J clip? LL's impression of soccer moms shouting out Apple Bottoms and shearling knee-highs in Best Hip-Hop Video nominee Flo Rida's co-opted clip, "Low."

The second best thing? LL totally cheesing out over his own joke.

Watch it below, and check out photos of LL shooting his VMA promos with host Russell Brand.

Then, check out LL's live performance of "Mama Said Knock You Out" from the 1991 VMAs, complete with leather pants, matching vest, sick horns, and pyro.

One of the next 'slebs barreling down the 2008 VMA promo pike is LL Cool J.

Now, LL and 2008 VMA host Russell Brand are so similar that they're often mistaken for each other, so to help you distinguish between the two, that's LL on the left and Russell on the right.

Find out what LL had to say about working with Russell, see what happened behind the scenes at the shoot, where things got heatedly, hip-hop-edly academic, and watch their first promo too.

In case you need a few more reasons not to develop a nasty crack and heroin habit, now-sober 2008 VMA host Russell Brand is back with some of his own. And if you're still not convinced, go watch Trainspotting, Spun (Mena Suvari's meth mouth = NOT hot), and/or Requiem For a Dream and thank your lucky Jared Letos that you still have your forearm. (My sincerest apologies if you don't.)

Plus, watch...
+ Russell's lesbian kiss
+ Russell's VIP VMA guest list
+ Russell and Britney's elephant promos
+ Russell's attempt to impregnate Britney
... And Russell, on his once-abusive relationship with MTV.

People like to think that working at MTV is totally anything-goes -- the halls are filled with girls dressed like Katy Perry or lounging around in bikinis like they stepped out of a Shwayze video, and the dudes all look like either Pharrell or Trace Cyrus. Not exactly (though we have seen the Shwayze dudes around here from time to time.)

We do often wear jeans and ironic t-shirts and stuff, but we also have standards. Like -- for starters -- not coming to work dressed as Osama Bin Laden.

Just ask Russell Brand. He got fired from his VJ gig at MTV UK when he showed up, high out of his mind on heroin, dressed as the evil bearded one on September 12, 2001. No one -- including Kylie Minogue, who he was set to interview on the MTV UK equivalent of TRL -- was amused. He was fired quickly thereafter. But, life's about second chances, right? And MTV hired the now-sober comic back to the host the 2008 VMAs.

Watch Russell explain his relationship with MTV and to the VMAs in this exclusive clip.

+ Plus, check out Russell and Britney Spears' elephant VMA promos, watch more promo spots starring Russell and Britney, and find out more about the badboy Brit.

No, some Viacom VP's daughter didn't win the "Ready, Set, Fly to TRL to See Tokio Hotel" Sweepstakes.

As we reported earlier this month, a real, actual fan won. That's Kelsey M., 17, above. She came up to New York with her mom and brother (standing next to her in the top pic) and met Tokio Hotel at TRL. She sweetly cried due to partial shock when Bill, Tom, Gustav and Georg walked into a room adjacent to the studio where TRL is filmed and spent much more time than we've seen far-less-famous bands spend talking to their fans. Kelsey also had Bill sign her hip and plans on getting a tattoo to mark his sig forever.

Check out Kelsey's interview below to see what she had to say about meeting the band and watching them perform "Monsoon" on TRL.

+ Plus, watch Buzzworthy's exclusive interview with Tokio Hotel, play the "Monsoon" game, and see who the boys are up against for the Best New Artist at the 2008 VMAs.

(Credit: Ben Ritter)

If you've never heard of Hit the Lights, now's your chance to jump on the (emo) bandwagon. Find out when the group was formed ("Two thousand...three?") the real story behind their name (Hint: It has nothing to do with Christian Slater) and why they -- like Forever the Sickest Kids -- shun sports drinks in favor of human urine. Then catch up on all things HTL by checking out these exclusive band photos, watching their latest vid, "Stay Out," and reading up on their fun-lovin' tour buddies, All Time Low.

Any fan worth her weight in the elusive It's About Time CD knows that the Jonas Brothers are taking over New York for an unbelievable three concerts at Madison Square Garden. But starting tomorrow at 4pm EST, we're going to be going everywhere your boys go (except to the bathroom and stuff), from their hotel, to the Hamptons, even inside their helicopters, and filming everything along the way and sharing up-to-the-minute Jonas videos with you.

And I'm personally going to be live blogging the whole epic JB adventure, taking you backstage, to their soundcheck, into their dressing room (eee!), and inside their world the entire time. (I. KNOW!)

You've seen their concerts, blog updates, and TV appearances, but seriously you've never seen this much Jonas Brothers before.

Get ready with a few warm-up videos of the guys talking about the awesome powers of the Internet, driving the wrong way down the street, and pre-MSG jitters.

Oh! And they're gonna be answering your questions, so what do you wanna know? Send us your questions in the comments, okay? Check back here tomorrow for streaming video, and then get ready for what may be even more Jonas than you can possibly handle when we present "Jonas Brothers: Live & Mobile."

Tokio Hotel took a break from their TRL hosting duties (watch backstage footage from today's show here), meeting fans, and from spending their downtime in the green room playing "Rock Band" (they did a Foo Fighters song, for the record) for a four-on-one Buzzworthy interview.

Watch as they address their oft-referenced Spiderman fan (Bill's "hi!" = hee!), the possibly non-existent Jonas Brothers fan feud, how it feels to switch back and forth between English and German, and, naturally, girls.

Oh! The most amazing moment involves their virginity status, courtesy of Tom and his oversharing ways. Gotta love that absolute lack of shame.

And now, here it is, your six minutes and 24 seconds of German Zen.

Nick Jonas, along with fellow Jonas Brothers Kevin and Joe (and mom and dad), were in NYC today, talking about a cause close to their hearts: diabetes. Nick, who was diagnosed with the disease in 2005, launched a Website that he hopes will help other young people living with diabetes.

After choking up while talking about being diagnosed, Nick revealed that the band's new song, "A Little Bit Longer" -- which immediately shot to #1 on iTunes after it was released yesterday -- was something he started working on right after he learned he was sick. But it wasn't until he got frustrated about having low blood sugar on the set of Camp Rock that he finally found the inspiration to finish it.

In fact, his biggest concern before going onstage isn't nerves, it's making sure he isn't too "low." If he is, everyone behind the scenes is poised with medical supplies and snacks in case he needs them. Just the other day, Nick told Kevin and Joe he wasn't feeling well during a show, so Kevin killed some time by talking to the crowd while Nick took a break. Of course, Nick admitted he let his big bros sweat it out alone onstage for a few extra minutes.

A "bad attitude" and "weird cravings" are other symptoms Nick sometimes experiences on the road -- when he wants Pizza Hut, the boy better get it!

+ More photos from the event after the jump...

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