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We all know Jennifer Aniston is pretty and funny and smart and has bee-yootiful hair, but one thing the actress doesn't seem to have a handle on is the internet. (Can't win 'em all.) Unlike the good old days (the '90s), you can't just have a regular advertisement anymore -- everything that can go viral needs to go viral. Jennifer consults some with some internet stars to help her new video for Smartwater get more hits, but she seems to miss the mark.

According to the internet experts in the video, Jen needs to lip-synch with one of our favorite sorta-pop stars, Keenan Cahill, hang out with cute animals, surround herself with dancing babies, consult with that Double Rainbow guy, kick a dude in the privates, and shake her hair back and forth in slow motion to gain the attention of the internet masses. But as internet experts ourselves, we still don't think that's enough! Where's the bed intruder? Sad Keanu Reeves? Fainting goats? Crying James Van Der Beek? And where are the GIFs!? Internet 101, Jen!

It's almost like Jennifer Aniston is like, busy or something and doesn't have time to troll Facebook and Tumblr and Twitter for hours and hours on end until she looks at her clock and it's 2:45 a.m. and she has to be awake in four hours and she promises to stop doing this every night. But enough about me.

+ Watch Jennifer Aniston funny Smartwater "sex tape" video.

Tags Jennifer Aniston, Keenan Cahill, LOLs

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So let's just go ahead and call this week's roundup the "Weekend Edition," in which we nostalgically celebrate the Web's best content since Monday.

1.) Guess who was at the premiere of "Justin Bieber: Never Say Never"! If you guessed the most rando celebs EVAR!!!, such as Mario Van Peebles and Sabrina the Teenage Witch, then you would be a winner. But you know who wasn't there? You, probably. Oh, burn. (Buzzfeed)

2.) Funnyman Zach Galifianakis has released another edition of his fake talk show "Between Two Ferns," this time featuring MTV reality star Tila Tequila and some other actress...what's her name, I forget? Oh yeah, Jennifer Aniston. (Funny or Die)

3.) This is possibly the coolest website ever. Play any number of these videos at the same time, starting them whenever, as loud as you want, like seriously do whatever, and I promise you it will sound AMAZING, like some next-level indie-movie soundtrack. Trust. (inbflat.net)

4.) 2011 mtvU Woodie nominee B.o.B thought it would be really cool/funny/mind-blowing to perform his hit song "Airplanes" on an airplane. And he was right. (Idolator)

5.) Hipster Little Mermaid is my favorite LOL of the week for two reasons. 1: "Part of Your World" was THE defining Disney song of my generation, and 2: She kinda looks like me. (Tumblr)

6.) Travis Barker, he of the many tattoos, has remixed Kanye West and Jay-Z's boast track "H.A.M." And it goes a little something like this. (Rap-Up)

7.) The Glee kids are going on tour all over this fair continent of ours ("ours" referring to those of us in North America... sorry Chile!), and ZOMG here are the tour dates. (Vulture)

8.) As you may know, even though he currently does not, Jon "Hammsome" Hamm is my husband. And this week he was in my neighborhood repeatedly saying the word "butthole" in the context of the alternative rock band The Butthole Surfers. Paul Rudd was there too. Good times. (Huffington Post)

9.) The glittery electro-pop kids in Passion Pit have remixed Bruno Mars' newish track "Grenade," and it is amazing, just the way you are. (Nylon)

10.) Kittens Riding A Roomba. 'Nuff said. (Urlesque)

Tags 10 Things To Know Now, B.o.B., Bruno Mars, butthole surfers, Glee, Jay-Z, Jennifer Aniston, jon hamm, justin bieber, Kanye West, LOL, Passion Pit, Paul Rudd, Tila-Tequila, Travis Barker, Woodie Awards, Zach Galifianakis

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+ Acclaimed video director Melina Matsoukas has responded to the controversy surrounding her clip for Rihanna's racy "S&M" video, claiming, "I wouldn't play down the imagery for a song that's so strong. It makes sense to develop it further and really take it there. So if they don't want to play it, [fans] can watch it somewhere else." (MTV News)

+ Here's your first glimpse at Lady Gaga's pretty in pink Vogue cover. (That Grape Juice)

+ And here's Taylor Swift rapping part of Nicki Minaj's "Super Bass." (OceanUp)

+ Check out a sneak peek of Florence + The Machine on "Gossip Girl." (Vulture)

+ "American Idol" will release a greatest hits collection featuring the likes of Kelly Clarkson, Adam Lambert, Carrie Underwood and more. (Idolator)

+ Usher and Slash are rumored to be joining the Black Eyed Peas onstage for this Sunday's Super Bowl halftime show. (EW Music-Mix)

+ John Mayer has reportedly been getting heckled in public by random people who are angry over his treatment of Jennifer Aniston. That's hilarious. (PopEater)

Tags Adam Lambert, American Idol, Black Eyed Peas, Carrie Underwood, Florence and the Machine, Jennifer Aniston, Johny Mayer, Kelly Clarkson, Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, Slash, Taylor Swift, Usher

Just when we thought we were almost over the shock of Sandra Bullock's all-up-in-your-face bangs as seen at last night's Golden Globe awards, we saw this photo of Jennifer Aniston in the February 2011 issue of Allure magazine (she looks like she has crazy eyes on the cover, when, in reality, Jennifer Aniston so doesn't seem like the crazy-eyes type), where she's channeling some serious Brigitte Bardot heat. But do those fringy, shaggy bangs NOT also SCREAM Jennifer Lopez, who's like the queen of fringy, shaggy bangs?

Who's that girl? Jennifer Aniston? Jennifer Lopez? Color Jennifer Aniston ULTRA blond, and color us confused.

SO, Sandra Bullock's going shaggy with bangs, Jennifer Aniston is, too, and Jennifer Lopez has made it her signature hairstyle. Either all three stars got the memo, or they all called each other the night before and did that "you're gonna wear that? OK, I'll wear it too" coordination situation. You never know!

Tags Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lopez, Sandra Bullock

Recently in the Twitterverse, Spectacular star Simon Curtis (@simoncurtis) showed Avan Jogia (BOTH Buzzworthy crushes!) how to use Twitter! @MTVBuzzworthy teaching Avan how to Twitter -- Simon is totally Web 2.0, and Avan is totally 2.NO! Avan, get ON THE TWITTER TRAIN! CHEW CHEW!

Ashlee Simpson (@ashwentz) is mesmerized by baby Bronx: i wish i could record every amazing thing bronx does, and watch it over, and over.

Meanwhile Pete Wentz (@ztnewetep) wants to fly to the Congo and see what's up for himself.

Oh, and the INTERNET thinks that Twitter caused Jennifer Aniston to dump John Mayer (@johncmayer). Picky, aren't we?

Furthermore, Dave Navarro (@davenavarro6767) is drinking coffee and is either bored or on a message bored: Having coffee, lurking on the bored, up WAY too early

... And if this is really Dave Grohl (@davidgrohl), then I wish he'd Twitter more.

Also, if you too send me this albeit hilarious (and painfully true) Current TV Twitter video today, you will be the 123848b'thousandth person to do so, mkay?

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Tags Ashlee Simpson, Avan Jogia, Dave Navarro, Foo Fighters, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, Pete Wentz, Simon Curtis, Twitter

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+ Just in time for Valentine's Day! Maybe scuzzy paparazzo Adnan Ghalib will be sending Britney Spears a crappy drugstore sampler of chocolates after all, since... you know... they still "share something really special." Like a restraining order. (Evil Beet)

+ The Jonas Brothers' right-hand lady (besides Mama Denise) is jumping ship! Their assistant, Felicia Culotta, who started off as Britney's assistant, is leaving Camp Jonas to rejoin Camp Britney. Big Rob, don't you go leaving the Jonases too! (E! Online)

+ Makeup mogul 50 Cent is taking this whole Foxy Brown feud a leeeetle too seriously, no? (Towel Road)

+ Miley Cyrus <3s all Asians, and she told you she's very sorry if certain photos gave certain impressions that she doesn't like Asians, and to show you much she loves Asians, she went and ate sushi. (Celebuzz)

+ John Mayer has a special birthday pressie for Jennifer Aniston, who turns 40 today: a song he wrote just for her. We really hope JM doesn't make his "stank face" when he sings it to her. (Celebuzz)

+ BREAKING: you will never be able to get tickets to anything ever again. Live Nation and Ticketmaster have merged. (Idolator)

+ Despite the fact that we are more than happy to accept all donations of cash, clothing, or other luxury goods (leave deets in the comments, plz), American Idol winner Fantasia Barrino has received absolutely nada -- especially from judge Simon Cowell, thank you very much. (Perez Hilton)

Tags 50 Cent, Adnan Ghalib, Big Rob, Britney Spears, Fantasia Barrino, Foxy Brown, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Snoop Dogg

+ Sad panther Lily Allen says celebrity has gotten in the way of her everyday life. "There are some things I just can't do any more," she laments. "Like when I've had sex, I can't go to the sexual health clinic... I can't go to a shop to get condoms." At least she's keepin' it clean! (The Mirror - UK)

+ Semi-related side note: the clinically-deprived Allen recently propositioned Simon Cowell via "accidental" text message. (Simon, please see above.) (Scandalist)

+ Hayden Panettiere is reportedly stepping out on boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia with singer Jesse McCartney. Anyone else thinking improvement? (Radar)

+ Zac Efron plays a 40-year-old trapped in a teenager's body for his new flick, 17 Again. So how'd he get into character? "I tried to do a few things that I learned from my dad — things that he thinks are cool but are really dorky." Way to make your old man proud, dude. (MTV News)

+ Da Ringmasters get bounced from ABDC land for being overly circus freaky. (Remote Control)

+ Watch out, Amy Winehouse -- looks like Blake Fielder-Civil's stepping up his divorce game. So far, the ordinarily degenerate druggie has already hired a "top lawyer," compiled "a file of Amy's errors" and contacted "the men Amy’s meant to have slept with." (Perez Hilton)

+ John Mayer admits that he and girlfriend Jennifer Aniston occasionally have "sleepovers" and says her crazy/high-tech pad is like something out of Inspector Gadget. (Usmagazine.com)

+ T-minus two days til T.I. rocks the Grammy stage with Jay-Z, Kanye West and Lil Wayne. Lookin' forward to (finally!) seeing that "Swagga," Tip! (MTV News)

Tags Amy Winehouse, Blake Fielder-Civil, Hayden Panettiere, Jay-Z, Jennifer Aniston, Jesse McCartney, John Mayer, Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Lily Allen, Milo Ventimiglia, Ringmasters, Simon Cowell, T.I., Zac Efron

When you think depressing, lovelorn lyrics and melancholy Regina Spektor-y lullabies, the words "romantic comedy" don't necessarily come to mind. Fortunately for sensual songstress Erin McCarley, soul-crushing rejection just happens to be the basis for information age-y new flick, He's Just Not That Into You.

Check out McCarley's new video, "Love, Save The Empty," and watch for scenes from the SATC-inspired film, where gorgeous Hollywood stars (like Scarlett Johansson and Drew Barrymore) pretend to be hopelessly undateable. Sure, it's momentarily jarring, unrealistic, and borderline offensive. But one look at Jennifer Aniston and, suddenly, it all makes sense.

Tags Drew Barrymore, Erin McCarley, Jennifer Aniston, Regina Spektor, Scarlett Johansson

+ Looks like Madonna won't be needing that Christmas gift subscription to Match.com after all. We thought Madge and A Rod were TLF, but perhaps the Material Girl prefers the variety pack approach to her lurve life: meet her (maybe?) newest conquest, hottie hott male model Jesus Luz. (DListed)

+ John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston made kissyface in New York this weekend. After seeing how fab Ms. Aniston looks in her berfday suit on the cover of GQ this month, it really kinda puts a whole new spin on that "Your Body Is a Wonderland" song. (Pink Is the New Blog)

+ Is Britney Spears' baby daddy Kevin Federline trying to ditch his "Womanizer"-ly antics and settle down again? Based on his drinkin'/ dancin'/ carousin' with sexy beach volleyball player Victoria Prince in Vegas this weekend, I think we can safely say that the answer to that query is: Kevin Federline LOVES to party. (The Superficial)

+ What are your resolutions for 2009? For Kanye West, NOT beating the living crap out of any paparazzi (and also, we're guessing, not going to prison) is tops on his list. (Starpulse)

+ In answer to that age old question: Do blondes really have more fun? New mama Ashlee Simpson says: Ay mami! (Jezebel)

+ Christina Aguilera celebrated her 28th birthday last week with A Clockwork Orange-themed party. Wow. I guess it's a good thing Mr. Blackwell passed away earlier this year and never had a chance to see these pics, because this might have really done him in. (Defamer)

+ Whether or not Diddy can "save 30 Rock" remains to be seen, but in the meantime, he's using his guest appearance on CSI: Miami as an opportunity to remind us all how awesome he is (and to make bizarre references to baseball). (Remote Control)

+ Perhaps the stork is not gonna pay Janet Jackson a visit after all -- Jermaine Dupri took to his blog to swear (yet again!) that Ms. Jackson is definitely not preggers. (Rap-Up)

+ It's Monday ... and that sucks. But watch a few mins of Charley the differently-abled (but still totally cool) cat, and I promise you he'll turn that frown upside down. (Videogum)

Tags Ashlee Simpson, Christina Aguilera, Diddy, Janet Jackson, Jennifer Aniston, Jermaine Dupri, John Mayer, Kanye West, Kevin Federline, Madonna

+ Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson deny whispers that they're having trouble unloading Bronx Mowgli Wentz's baby pics. Also? Shame on you! These are precious memories, people -- they're totally not for sale ... at least, not yet. (Usmagazine.com)

+ Meanwhile, Demi Lovato's peeps are denying nasty internet rumors that the wholesome Camp Rock star is also a "cutter." (MTV News)

+ Miley Cyrus got her mom's old Porsche as a belated bday present?? Best. Hand-me-down. Ever. (Usmagazine.com)

+ Holy celebrity cameo! Was that Miss Aubrey O'Day poppin' by 50 Cent's new show last nite? (Remote Control)

+ Here are five of your fave Britney Spears videos for no reason whatsoever. Happy Friday! (Scandalist)

+ Travis Barker's not only back on his feet, but he's already back to business! Hear what the drummer had to say about his "Jockin' Jay-Z" remix. (MTV News)

+ Amy Winehouse's drug dealer is officially off the streets -- and behind bars. Hey, just like Amy's husband, Blake! (E! Online)

+ John Mayer on Jennifer Aniston's stripped-down GQ cover: "When I touch it, angels die." (Hollyscoop)

+ SNL hottie Andy Samberg is teaming back up with Justin "D--k In a Box" Timberlake for his new comedy album, Incredibad. (MTV News, via AceShowbiz)

+ Ever dream about getting culinary pointers from Sonic Youth? (Wait, you actually have?? Weird!) Anyhow, your wish has officially been granted. Freak. (The Trip Wire)

+ "It's definitely true that we're totally gay." -- Panic At the Disco's Spencer Smith (Out.com)

Tags 50 Cent, Amy Winehouse, Andy Samberg, Ashlee Simpson, Aubrey O'Day, Blake Fielder-Civil, Britney Spears, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, Demi Lovato, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, Justin Timberlake, Miley Cyrus, Pete Wentz, Sonic Youth, Travis Barker