Dudes, I'll totally be the first to admit that I really thought Gustav Schäfer wasn't going to rise occasion of the dance-based dare! BUT HE TOTALLY DID! So what gives, Bill Kaulitz? Next time I see a new episode of Tokio Hotel TV, it'd better feature some serious rump shaking on your part! Oh well. At least there's a sick contest. (Wahh! Am I disqualified from entering? Because I SO want a Wii!)

Watch the new episode, and Bill, if you're watching this, please watch two videos that should inspire you to move dat ass -- Mötley Crüe's "Girls Girls Girls," and House of Pain's "Jump Around." (Lady Gaga's "Just Dance" was just way too obvious.) Runner up... Justice!

+ Jennifer Lopez has successfully completed her first triathlon in spite of the bizarre ankle injury that supposedly prevented her from hosting the Project Runway finale (E! Online)

+ Meanwhile, Britney Spears has revealed that her new album, The Circus, will be out December 2nd, in honor of her 27th birthday. (Billboard)

+ Fall Out Boy has dislosed that their upcoming "mixtape" album, New Administration, will feature a Katy Perry-inspired compilation track entitled "I Kissed A Boy." (MTV)

+ Nirvana's manager characterizes Courtney Love as a blonder, boozier version of Yoko Ono. (NME)

+ Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx refuses to classify Miley Cyrus and/or the Jonas Brothers as "rock & roll." (Rolling Stone)

+ Speaking of the Jonas Brothers -- the JBs admit to eating crayons. (Jonasbrothersangels)

+ Carrie Underwood inadvertently ruins Kenny Chesney's romantic aspirations. (The Boot)

+ Kanye West may be acquitted on any/all paparazzi camera-smashing charges. (MTV)

+ Which works out well for Lindsay Lohan, who just pulled a Kanye and clocked a nearby photog for no apparent reason. (Scandalist)

+ Lindsay Lohan steals her younger sister's thunder (again) by hopping back into the recording studio. So what's the best thing about her new single, "Bossy?" It's co-written by a certain gentleman we know who goes by the name of Ne-Yo. Listen here.

+ And in other LiLo-related news, new incriminating photos indicate that Lindsay is either pregnant or else she's suffering from a nasty case indigestion. (Best Week Ever)

+ Courtroom Drama: Motley Crüe accuses yet another former manager of embezzling funds and making dirty deals. (TMZ)

+ Is Camp Rock the next High School Musical? And if so, what will that mean for Disney's latest crop of pre-teen singers-slash-actors? (CNN)

+ Amy Winehouse's "alleged" drug dealer arrested on charges of conspiracy and attempt to distribute cocaine. (E! Online)

+ Britney Spears' much-hyped cameo (in the Pussycat Dolls vid, "When I Grow Up") ends up on the cutting room floor. (MTV)

First he gets bitch slapped by Kid Rock and now he's been drop-kicked by Motley Crue?! Man, it's been a rough week for Tommy Lee! While pouring through some legal docs from that lawsuit the Crue filed against their manager (who's still Tommy's manager), our eagle-eyed MTV News staffers spotted a reference to the drummer "resigning from the band." Wha? That's it? There was no big beer brawl blowout like the good ol' days? He didn't sleep with someone's wife? Did he at least knock down Mick Mars and steal Vince Neil's weave? Anything? Just don't tell us that he "resigned" like a normal person! This is rock and roll dammit! Bah! Where's Kid Rock when you really need him...