+ Move over "Drake's Knee's" Twitter! Time to make some room for "Teyana's Mustache," another fake Twitter account named after a celeb's body part. What's next?? "PammiesBoobays?" (Twitter)

+ Kings of Leon tore up the Today show stage this past Friday at NYC's Rockefeller Center. These guys are sooooo hot and sound so GOOD!! I need to go towel off now, if you'll excuse me. (The Rad Report)

+ Gotta scroll down a bit after you click, but here's a really cute interview with Demi Lovato, who topped the Billboard charts last week at #1 with her sophomore album "Here We Go Again." Congrats, Demi! (Katie & Karleigh)

+ This one is bringing the Monday LOLz: Whitney Houston's Good Morning America performance next month will be taped instead of sung live because Ms. Houston is "not a morning person." Is that what we're calling it these days? (PopCrunch)

+ No Doubt's Gwen Stefani and Paramore's Hayley Williams teamed up in concert together in Irvine, CA at what was at the least an unforgettable show. (Neon Limelight)

+ Remember when Rihanna almost got in trouble for giving a tattoo to her tattoo artist? Well, now Chris Brown is doing the same crap. (Singersroom Celebs)

+ Rocker Dave Grohl got a street named after him in his hometown of Warren, OH. (NME)

Here we have Pamela Anderson at the 1999 VMAs, and it looks like we caught her during one of her on-again periods with both Tommy Lee and with her breasts. This outfit is bad, even by Pam Anderson standards, if you could call them standards. The top is like some kind of bastard bridal Renaissance Faire creation. And while her outer-galaxies-go-Middle-Eastern pants are beyond odious, perhaps we should just be grateful that she wore pants in the first place. (This is, after all, the same woman who wore a bikini to her wedding.)

And to top it all off, some poor mall Easter Bunny died for that hat. At the very least though, it helps conceal the bustedness that is all that blue eye shadow. (Seriously, not even your grandma gets a free pass out of that one.)

Meanwhile Tommy Lee looks like a cross between a boozy old flasher and a stoned Inspector Gadget. Go go, gadget PUT SOME FREAKING PANTS ON.

Speaking of pants and stuff, see who looked even worse and who looked better (not hard to do) at the VMAs. And if you're not eating, check out photos of the gruesome twosome sucking each other's faces off at the 2007 VMAs. And then, check out the money shot: Tommy Lee and Kid Rock (who's performing at the 2008 VMAs on Sunday, September 7) throwin' 'bows over Pam later that same night. Easy boys! There's plenty enough Pammy to go around!

Plus:
+ Trashbag Tuesday With Ice-T's Wife, Coco!
+ Michael Jackson's Mayhem Monday!

We've read (admittedly) more than our fair share of Mark Ronson gossip lately -- he was bitten by a dog (boo), and he broke up with his girlfriend (um, YAY!?), but worst of all: Pam Anderson wants to hit that?

Now you listen here, Pam. (You too, Winona Ryder. We know how you love the nerdish musician boys). We've steadfastly adored Mark for longer than the duration of your last two marriages combined. True, you may look better in an obscenely revealing red bathing suit, but if you so much as lay an acrylic-tipped finger on Marky Mark, we will call upon our resources (Jagged Edge, awesomeness, whoever wins America's Best Dance Crew and possibly Randy Jackson himself, but that hasn't been totally confirmed yet) and challenge you to an R&B dance off like the one in the Nivea video below.

Consider yourself warned.

PS: We hear Josiah Leming isn't too busy these days.

Don't drink the water this week, ladies. First, fembot Nicole Kidman announces she's K.U.'ed with K.U.'s baby bot. Then Pam Anderson kinda-sorta announces she's maybe a little pregnant with possibly soon-to-be-ex Rick Solomon's spawn. And today, the blogs are abuzz with chatter that there may be a mini Avril on the way. In about 7.5 months to be precise. Even though getting pregnant is sooooooo 2007, we done told you: babies are the new Balenciaga. Anyway, we'll keep you posted.

We already knew Kid Rock likes strippers. A lot. But the Kid-centric cover story of the October 18^th issue of Rolling Stone taught us several things we didn't know about the Rock Jeebus.

1.) His brother has one leg, has suffered from various substance addictions and is now becoming a yoga instructor. Awesome.

2.) He and ex-wife Pam Anderson -- whom he notoriously ran into with then-on-again boyfriend/ baby daddy/ ex-husband Tommy Lee at the VMAs last month, (and who just got remarried the other week, certainly not for the last time) -- went to couples' counseling before they split. Of all of the walls on which to be a fly… can you even image what kind of conversations went on in that room? Perhaps they went something like…

Therapist: "So, how did things go this week for the two of you?"

Pam: "Okay. Not bad, not great. I woke Kid up again yesterday around four in the afternoon in a pile of his own Cabo Wabo-soaked barf again. His white faux fur jacket is totally ruined! I'm pissed. And also, I'm thinking of getting more boobs."

Therapist: "Kid, how does that make you feel?"

Kid: "Boobs."

Check out Kid Rock's "colorful" new video, "So Hott." It's his ode to the female anatomy. And check out Tim Kash's video interview with the Rock himself, where he breaks down the entire elbow-throwing incident.

The lobby bar of the Pearl Theater, where the VMAs are happening just inside, is the crossroads of the celeb world tonight. Where else would you run into Pam Anderson, Gnarls Barkley and T.I. during a quickie bathroom break?