+ Lil Wayne just got sued for $432,000 for sleeping on the job. He was scheduled to perform a concert and never showed -- when authorities found him, he was asleep in his hotel room. (Ryan Seacrest)

+ Say what you want, but if you cut through all the crap, Lady Gaga really does know what she's talking about. (IDLYITW)

+ Justin Timberlake is the top pick to play the Green Lantern in the upcoming Warner Brothers film. (NME)

+ The Jonas Brothers have been tapped to do a sequel to their movie Camp Rock. Didn't the first one not do so hot? (ICYDK)

+ The Twitterverse is full of haters. Just ask Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus' ex-boyfriend, who was trying to say something nice about Nick Jonas and got lots of nasty Tweets back. (E! Online)

+ About that Raven Simone preggers thing the other day, yeah. Not true. (People)

+ Instead of just owning up to the fact that her goose is cooked (not in Tamar's opinion, mind you) Mariah Carey did a little Twitter damage control following her performance at the Michael Jackson memorial service yesterday at L.A.'s Staples Center, saying she was just too overcome with emotion to give a perfect performance. However, longtime collaborator Trey Lorenz was pitch-perfect and sounded pretty much exactly the same as he did on Mariah's original MTV Unplugged version of "I'll Be There". (MTV News)

+ Season-ticket holder to Crazytown Lil Mama likened Michael Jackson's passing to the death of THE Jesus Christ. (Rap-Up)

+ Long-forgotten rapper Mase has been inspired by who else to make a comeback? None other than Michael Jackson/Jesus Christ. UGH. Jesus Christ! (Perez Hilton)

+ Sam Lutfi, Britney Spears' former best buddie/pal/stalker/drug crusher-upper/phonewire cutter is like the STD bronchitis you just can't kick. He's now filed papers in court saying that BritBrit has made him fear for his life. He's even naming some character witnesses, including Brit's former paparazzi squeeze Adnan Ghalib. Vat a mess... (TMZ)

+ In other douchebag news, Chris "Plea Bargain" Brown was not only seen kickin' it to Kanye's ex, Amber Rose at Diddy's annual White Party, but he also wore a beautiful, custom-crafted $300,000 diamond pendant that said "OOPS." Has this kid's parole started yet?? (Cele|bitchy)

+ Green Day is cashing in on their piece of music game "Rock Band," having just added three songs to the game's catalog. (MTV News)

+ And all this time I thought Raven Simone was just big-boned! SHE WAS PREGNANT?! At least for nine months of the last seven years. (Global Grind)