For our latest installment of "Buzzworthy Twitters With," let's say twhello (AH-GAIN) to Diddy! Yes, we know that we just Twittered with Diddy, but this stuff is waaaay too good to ignore. Also, Diddy has changed his name yet again and would now like to be referred to as P Twitty.

Diddy's Tweets are in bold (and, increasingly, ALL CAPS), and our responses are in italics. We'd also like you to note that the timestamps for most of these are verrrry late at night. OK, buckle up because it's gonna be a srsly bumpy ride!

I love yall!!! I want to dedicate this to yall: http://tiny.cc/VgIF1 !!!!!   1:02 AM Mar 15th from web
Awww... we love you too, Diddy! Sneaking in a Beatles song like that was so sweet!

Fyi I'm not drunk or high this is just how I feel rt now!!! So let's go!!! lol   1:14 AM Mar 15th from TwitterBerry
Uh, we didn't think you were drunk or high. But, uhm, not to push the issue or anything, but sometimes when people ARE high they get paranoid. And you seem kinda paranoid right now. But whatevs. If you SAY you're not high, then we t-o-t-a-l-l-y believe you. Diddy is DEFINITELY NOT HIGH.

Life is what you make it!!!! Don't stop!!!   1:30 AM Mar 15th from TwitterBerry
Hells yeah! (And also: Don't stop what???)

Thanks for the Support and Love Energy People!!! HIT @jayelectronica with more electricity directly to his cell!!!! 1-504-377-5928 LETS GO!!   3:00 AM Mar 15th from web
What if @jayelectronica (rapper/ producer/ Erykah Badu's dude) wasn't up for all 195,000+ Diddy followers hittin' him up on his cell like that... even for the promise of "more electricity."

Can you feel it?!?! I can feel it!!! If you wanna feel it click here: http://tinyurl.com/2n8fz5 !!!!!!   3:44 AM Mar 15th from web
Jackson Five, FTW!

If I never came would you miss me??????? Would you miss me???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   5:54 AM Mar 15th from TwitterBerry
Hmm. How do we answer that... WHERE ARE YOU, DIDDY?

WE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD IF WE DANCE MORE PEOPLE! LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://tinyurl.com/394q8z about 16 hours ago from web
We love your enthusiasm, Diddy...but true confessions: this video makes me a leetle bit uncomfortable.

SPREAD THE WORD PEOPLE!!!!!! WE DANCIN TONIGHT!!!!! IM HAVIN A WELCOME HOME PARTY!!! LETS GO!!!   about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
U should TOTALLY have a VIP Twitter party, P Twitty! That would RUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And we would DANNNNNNCCCCEEE! ALLLLLL NIIIIIIGHT LOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!

YALL TIRED YET???????   about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck
Um, quite frankly, I don't think I've ever been this tired in my life.

Well, that was exhausting. I almost wish Diddy would go back to having tantric sex like last week...

See you round the Twitterverse!

For our latest installment of "Buzzworthy Twitters With," let's say twhello to our favorite Daddy formerly known as Puff, Diddy!

His tweets are in bold, our responses are in italics. Herrrre. Weeee. Goh!

I'm back!!! I was a little under the weather. Partied a little to hard. Lol   5:24 PM Feb 26th from TwitterBerry
Oh snap! It's hard out here for a pimp. We feel you, Diddy.

I feel very overwhelmed!!!. What do you do to help with that. Help me!!!   12:47 AM Feb 27th from TwitterBerry
Well, yoga might be cool? Or knitting? OR maybe starting a new reality TV show?? We hear that's kinda relaxing too...

In a stolen car on sunset with jonah hill and hype williams. Somebody call the cops!!!! Lol I'm serious   2:01 AM Feb 27th from TwitterBerry
WHAT THE?? A. You roll with Jonah Hill? That is amazing! LOVE him! B. Why is your ass in a stolen car!? C. Speaking of reality TV shows, Diddy Dispatches People To Junior's For Cheesecake Or To KFC From Behind Prison Bars would be *such* a killer show.

Having tantric sex!!!! I feel so much better.!!! Thank you   8:29 AM Feb 27th from TwitterBerry
Wow. Why. On. Earth. Did. You. Tweet. This. WHHHHYYYYYYY??? Please don't tell me Sting was involved. (Washing my eyes out with bleach).

For all those just tuning in. I'm 6 and half hrs in on a 36 hour tantric sex session. Welcome    3:59 PM Feb 27th from TwitterBerry
Uhm, Dear Dids/ Pappa Diddy/ Pops: please stop talking about gettin' busy. We don't want to have to beg, but we're not above it either.

If anyone is with q tip. Tell him to call me pls!!!!!   9:03 PM Feb 27th from TwitterBerry
Yo, Q-Tip Twitters too! Direct message dat ass (are there ANY celebs not in the Twitterverse now?). Also, thanks for not mentioning tantric sex again.

I believe I can fly!!! I'm flying!!! You can fly to if too if you would just BELIEVE!!!!! BELIEVE!!!!!! Do you BELIEVE??????   6:37 AM Feb 28th from TwitterBerry
You know what Diddy, we USED TO believe. But after following your 36-hour tantric Twitter sex fest, we no longer believe in living anymore.

We believe in Twitter and Diddy... but please, no moar tantric, dude. See you round the Twitterverse! Until then, appropriately, R. Kelly...

(Credit: Gregg Delman)

Since we've been having so much furns "Buzzworthy blogging with" our fave celebs, we thought it was time to expand ourselves into the Twitterverse.

For our first installment, let's say twhello to our favorite beer-hat-wearing, #1-striving, fame-"Fear"-ing starlet, Lily Allen!

Her Tweets are in bold (and, unlike Kanye West whose Caps Lock button's on perma-stuck, Lily favors lowercase... and grammar mistakes). Our responses are in italics. Here we go!

today has been odd. i did an interview in a spaceship and went on what looked like a japanese version of going live and willy wonka. weird 2:31 AM Feb 24th from web
As if the spaceship comment wasn't weird enuff, Lils also got dressed up in all sorts of weird furry costumes on her trip to Jpanz. And, of course, still looked adorbs.

lost in translation , bigtime 6:56 PM Feb 23rd from web
Japanese definitely seems confusing. And lonely. Remember how bummed Scarlett Johansson got in that movie?

today, i will b mostly purchasing fancy dress costumes, so excited 3:23 PM Feb 21st from web
Squeee!!! We're gonna assume that "fancy dress costumes" = lots of pretty dresses and get excited for Lily's ass too!

Oh my god , bad lunch, can't stop vomiting. 10:49 PM Feb 18th from TwitterBerry
T... M... I.

Lily holds the record for the highest percentage digital sales for first week. This week, digital downloads equaled 63% of her total sales.   10:18 PM Feb 18th from TwitterBerry
Yay for you Lily! Guess going online and asking people to do stuff actually works!

does anyone have any russian dog proverbs, dont ask, just think   11:27 PM Feb 16th from mobile web
We found this one: "If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also." (Russian). Also, that was really weird.

@perezhilton I know you will, and that's what makes you a cheap ass whore. Now leave me alone, stop following me, I'm working. Bye x x 3:52 PM Feb 16th from TwitterBerry
There was a LOT more Perez Hilton chatter, but you totes got the last word on this one, Lilz.

I basically am the stimulus package.   10:15 PM Feb 15th from TwitterBerry
Wait, did we just intercept a Tweet from Kanye?

Byeeee!!! See you round the Twitterverse, Lily! xx