Wow, R. Kelly. To invoke a joke from 2005, why can't I quit you? Maybe it's because, despite everything (and I think we all know what that means), you keep coming up with modern art masterpieces like this... this... this ode to reproduction, "Pregnant."

So many bon mots here, it's hard to choose. Kells compares his taste in women to his taste in tequila, meets a girl with an "unbelievable booty" and decides he wants to move with her to a picket-fenced suburb with a dog. There's also a lot of talk about getting said lady pregnant, but I figured you could infer that from the song title. At this point in his career, R. Kelly isn't playing games. He just wants to go Cody Chesnutt on you.

BTW -- and this is also disturbing --  Tyrese, who has a verse of his own on the song, seems to be talking to the exact same girl (though I could be wrong). Either way, bravo, Kells. You have done it again.

+ Listen to R. Kelly's "Pregnant," featuring Tyrese, here.

Today's episode of It's On With Alexa Chung featured a little something for everyone -- book suggestions, Tyrese and his man muscles, Transformers helmets, cake smashing, and a live rendition of "Birthday Sex." If you weren't entertained, then you just don't know good TV. Anyway, here's what Alexa wore today!

Wednesday, July 1
+ Dress: A.P.C.
+ Shoes: Frye.
+ Knee-highs: Hue.
+ Beaded necklace: Her own.

So, look what's on sale... a gorgeous navy A.P.C. (one of Alexa's favorite brands) mohair dress. It's not super summery, but it's winter somewhere, right? Buy it and keep it for later, because it's on sale for $190 at apc.fr.

... Or check out this more summery navy button-down dress by model Erin Wasson's RVCA line. It's $105 at Opening Ceremony -- one of Alexa's favorite shops.

Finally, Alexa wore her own beaded necklace, but check eBay's selection of Native American beaded medallion necklaces.

+ The Jonas Brothers' A Little Bit Longer debuted at #1 and sold twice as many copies as Miley Cy's album did opening week. Told you they were on Team Selena/Demi! (MTV)

+ Of course, that doesn't mean Shwayze and Cisco have to like 'em. (Spinner)

+ Dave Matthews Band saxophonist LeRoi Moore dies at age 46. (MTV)

+ Everybody's talking about Britney's bikini bod. What say you? (PopEater)

+ David Beckham is less musically inclined than his eponymous musical would suggest. (Hollyscoop)

+ Method Man and Redman make us nostalgic for the days when "Da Rockwilder" was new. (HypeTrak)

+ Ice Cube and Tyrese are reportedly up for the same role in John Singleton's A-Team remake. Guess which one?? (The Boombox)

+ Chromeo performs at Daryl Hall's house…wait, what?? (Live From Daryl's House)