This is DEFINITELY not a page right out of our yearbook.
It's finally here! Mike WiLL Made It has just dropped his much-anticipated "23" video featuring his "We Can't Stop" collaborator Miley Cyrus (who somehow managed to squeeze a video shoot into her busy schedule of grinding on knock-off Elmos and posing topless for Rolling Stone), Wiz Khalifa, and Juicy J.
While the super-fun clip totally taps into our teen years nostalgia, we think it'd be a stretch to say that our high school experience was anywhere NEAR as insane as the one depicted in "23"! Twerking cheerleaders? Chem teachers who moonlight as world-famous rappers?? High school bands that don't suck?! Here are the 23 ways that "23" differs VASTLY from what we #peasants remember about high school.
1.) AN INCREDIBLY LAX DRESS CODE: Crop tops and booty shorts? We're pretty sure that your ensemble does NOT reach the end of your finger tips when standing, Miss Cyrus.
2.) SOMEONE COOL BEHIND THE P.A.: We didn't have some musically talented big man on campus (à la Mike WiLL in the clip) whipping us into a tightly choreographed frenzy. Where do you think we went, the high school from "She's All That"? (Hay, Usher.)
+ Watch the super unrealistically choreographed prom scene from "She's All That."
3.) TWERKING CHEERLEADERS: "We've got spirit, yes we do! We've got spirit, how 'bout MY ASS."
Watch Mike WiLL Made It's "23" video featuring Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, and Juicy J after the jump.