Are Kevin and Danielle Jonas finished taking adorable selfies? NOPE!
At this point you must be feeling all like, "Why are you STILL showing us these adorable, too-cute-you-could-puke photos of Kevin and Danielle Jonas living together in matrimonial bliss when you know we're single?" And honestly, we totally get why y'all might think all this husband-wife smooching is a sick form of masochism, but we're showing you today's "torturous selfie" for a reason! And it's that the second season of Kevin and Danielle's reality show, "Married To Jonas," premiered this past Sunday! And we forgot how much we missed it!
Read more about Kevin and Danielle's "Married To Jonas" selfie after the jump.
Kevin and Danielle Jonas are so cute... they kind of make us wanna puke.
There's been a lot of Jonas floating around Buzzworthy these past few days, what with the JoBros "twerking" (among other things!) on Wednesday's "Jonas Brothers: Live From MTV" livestream. That said, oldest bro Kevin is pulling double duty right now! He's not only busy promoting the Jonas Brothers' new single, "Pom Poms," and their upcoming 25-city summer tour, but he's also promoting the forthcoming second season of "Married To Jonas"! And really, what better way is there to promote a reality show about your marriage than by popping by the "Today" show with your wife, Danielle? And looking SO IN LOVE that's it's not even human??
Read more about Kevin and Danielle Jonas after the jump!
COOL IT, GUYS! Some of us out here are single.
Unless you're currently dating the man or woman of your dreams, seeing a lovey-dovey, smooch-heavy, perfectly romantic photo before noon is, like, NOT an option. That said, wouldn't it have been worse if you found out there was a selfie floating around on the 'net of the oldest JoBro, Kevin Jonas, kissing Danielle Jonas with his MOUTH OPEN that we didn't bring to your attention?? This would probably have been cause for a JoBro mutiny, so really showing you this pic was just a preemptive measure of self-protection. Because again, WE CAN'T HANDLE SEEING THIS UNTIL WE'VE FOUND SOMEONE AND WE'RE ENGAGED.
In case you'd blocked it out of your mind due to immense pangs of FOMO (fear of missing out on having the best husband ever), we'll remind you that Kevin and Danielle have been crazy in love all over South America these days, proudly posting a photo of themselves backstage before Kev's show in Argentina, and about 10 billion other adorable pics we're positive they haven't shared with us (THANK GOD -- sorry, again. We've got to cool our jealousy). That said, Kev probably picked the best photo to share because, well, THAT LOOKS LIKE A BOMB KISS, amirite? Also, as an aside, if "professional profile models" were like, a "thing," Kev and Danielle would be raking in the dough. Just sayin'.
Photo credit: @KevinJonas
This just in: Kevin and Danielle Jonas are still crazy in love.
Oh, where to start with this photo? As if we didn't already have enough to envy after seeing THIS on Valentine's Day, now we have to look at the above photo of Kevin and Danielle Jonas looking so "Crazy In Love," like, 10 days before Passover! It's one thing to prep ourselves for eight whole days without carbs, but now we have to look at the most adorable couple in the WORLD, who never seem to get any less adorable? IT'S TOUGH TO SEE THIS ANY OLD DAY because OMG why don't we have everything in this photo -- the stuffed bank accounts, abs of steel (on both parties), and a perfect husband? Whoops, sorry. Momentary jealousy blackout -- it'll pass in about 15 minutes.
Kevin and his wifey Danielle were snapped somewhere before or after The JoBros' sold-out show in Argentina. Judging by the look on Kev's face, he's THRILLED to have his arms wrapped around his "Married To Jonas" co-star, and clearly still thinks she's the best gal ever. (Cue a rousing chorus of "AWWWW!!!") Not convinced? Kevin laid it all out for us in the sweetest Instagram caption ever: "Party time with the sexiest lady around!" And there you have it, folks -- an IRL duo that's still legit in the honeymoon phase just over three years after they celebrating their wedding. And to top it all off, let's not forget when THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS happened. Yep, emergency reactivating OKCupid as we speak. And Match. And maybe even JDate.
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Jonas Brothers have completed their new album.
+ Jonas Brothers have finished their album, just in time to warm your Valentine's Day hearts! "The new album is finally done, and we are so excited. We wanted to take a little extra time on it to make sure it was right, and we've been working for almost a year now on it and it's time and now we're back on the road," said brother Kevin. (MTV News)
+ Sad news, Little Monsters: As we reported yesterday, Lady Gaga postponed four tour dates due to an injury, and she's now canceled the entire "Born This Way Ball" tour. According to LittleMonsters.com, she will be undergoing surgery for a "labral tear of the right hip." Heal well, Lady Gaga! (MTV News)
+ Beyoncé, who just screened her HBO documentary "Life Is But A Dream" (it airs Saturday at 9 p.m. ET), will appear on "Oprah's Next Chapter" an hour before the doc hits. Get a sneak peek. (Rap-Up)
+ Watch Lana Del Rey's commercial for the Jaguar F-TYPE convertible, which doubles as a performance-oriented video for her song "Burning Desire." (Idolator)
+ Radiohead will be recording the follow-up to The King Of Limbs this fall. "We're taking some time out whilst people are doing some other stuff, doing their own things, and the plan is to get back together [at the] end of the summer," said bassist Colin Greenwood. (Rolling Stone)
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Kevin and Danielle Jonas show us how to DOMINATE New York Fashion Week.
Does Fashion Week have a royal court like a high school prom? We're guessing not. BUT if it did, Kevin and Danielle Jonas would totally be the King and Queen of Fashion Week! Look at the two of them OWNING this moment, almost as though they were walking a runway themselves. It's all side leg and (smiling) side-eye for Mrs. Jonas over here. But more important, look at how Kevin is holding that umbrella to cover his wife more than himself. Now, THAT is how you properly share an umbrella with a significant other! Just more proof that nobility naturally runs through boy band members' blood (and that momma Jonas raised her boys all kinds of right).
The always-perfect couple were snapped out and about at New York Fashion Week looking like supermodels themselves. Oh, are you wondering how one gets nominated to be the King and Queen of Fashion Week? Well, first you must have your own reality series, then you must help unveil the USPS 2013 Love (Forever) stamp. And finally, you MUST be related to two equally attractive/musically talented brothers named Joe and Nick. So, what we're saying is, don't even bother trying, because Kevin and Danielle are ruling this court forever.
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Kevin and Danielle Jonas unveil the 2013 Love Stamp.
Instead of dreading the impending doom of "I've got to run to the drugstore and get my boo a box of those cheap candy hearts with the cheesy phrases" or "I'm VERY aware that I'm single" (aka Valentine's Day), how about looking at Kevin and Danielle Jonas being THE MOST PERFECT COUPLE ON THE PLANET (per usual) and letting them serve as a V-day inspiration? We suggest taking this moment to reflect on how effing beautiful real love is -- especially when it involves impossibly GORG people like these. Lastly, we'd humbly suggest that you skip those cheap candy hearts because THEY ARE GROSS AND NO ONE EATS THEM ANYWAY. (Unless we have no other food. We're raiding the candy aisle come Feb. 15!)
Check out more photos of Kevin and Danielle Jonas being THE PERFECT couple after the jump!